May 22, 2008

Get out of my way I need to get my new Baconator from Burger King!

“Sir you can’t wait in the Pink’s line with that” “It’s okay it is my modified segway.”

“What? There’s a motorcycle under me? Jesus, not again…”

I wonder what hurts more: his balls, or the bike?

Thank god this thing is fueled by fat!

“Does this scooter make me look fat?”

I’ve never seen a Semi give birth to a motorcycle before.

damn thats a big red pimple on his ass!!

Now that little Johnny finally got his red racer scooter, nothing could stop him from getting to that penthouse.

Bet you didn’t know that he is just the passenger…”

After his accident Billy decided to shun convention and chose a new sporty type of prostethic for his left leg

It dosen’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile…..what the hell am I saying, he’s not going to go 2 feet!

Meals on wheels.

Ordering from Gino’s pizza was always a challenge; would it arrive, or would a fat guy show up with crumbs on his shirt, sauce on his nose, and a shy demeanor?

You like my hog? Mmmmmmm bacon

Introducing the new Mo Mo Mo Moped.

The Hell’s Angels have really let themselves go…

Jared from Subway says, “Screw You America, I’m fucking hungry!!!”

Hmmmm…that’s weird. Some cars have their lights on and some don’t. Huh.

Where the hell does HE have to go?

Big,I mean really BIG,BIG Chick magnet?

Get your motor runnin’...Head out on the highway… Lookin’ for a cheesesteak…

SWEET! this crotch rocket is going to finally get me laid. That way when mom walks in i wont be so ashamed of myself this time.

I don’t care what they think. These suspenders put the ‘fun’ back in functionality!

Honk if you’re horny.