May 21, 2008

the army’s got some series balls

Nigel never liked balloon animals.

Looks like the guy from the skittles commercial touched the tank

Hi, I’m a ballon tank!

Chuck Norris>Balloon Tank

Skittles proudly introduces The Tienanmen Square Ad campaign.

President Bush declares war on Manic Depression…

In another example of military over-spending, the Pentagon was taken to task today to help explain ballooning costs in the Fight on Terror. “I hate kids,” said General Schwartzbush. “And I don’t believe we should put a price on eliminating this very serious threat.” The new ‘Serious Tank’ is estimated to cost Taxpayers $14.45 each.

Another example of what would happen to our military spending if a democrat got elected.

Taste the rainbow, motherfucker!

Jelly Belly celebrates their newest flavor, “Oppression”

Looks like the gays are doing more than marching nowadays.

ThaTs noT what I meaNt wheN I saiD, “leTs get soMe heLium fiLLed BaLLooNs, and GeT TanKed.”

The United States Military-in an attempt to increase Middle Eastern approval ratings-developed this new tank, sponsored by McDonalds. It features a bubble-gum cannon, a happy gun, and two .40 caliber rifles armed with laffy taffy.

Despite cutbacks in military spending, the government still had enough hot air to inflate it’s new infantry.

In breaking news, General Ronald McDonald has invaded Iraq…

Jimmy’s new balloon tank had only one small flaw. It could be disabled by one man with a pin!

Fuggetaboudit.

“Jim, show them how everything you touch turns into Skittles.”

Do you think Al Qaeda will even know the difference?

Beware the wrath of Colonel Ga-Taffy

ok, let’s see….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9…...

Guns don’t kill people, balloons do.

The Clownzanian army inspires fear and a hunger for birthday cake in it’s enemies.

Ready for battle in the mean streets of San Fancisco