May 20, 2008

Good hair day.

The Dr. says it’s called Quato Pink-Eye

I’m hungry

This hideous monstrosity that you see behind me is an aborted fetus.

I think it poops out of the guys mouth.

Before Proactiv

Jonny is just so full of crap…... he’s right behind me isn’t he.

I have GOT to switch pillowcases!

What are you looking at? Did I get some of my breakfast on my face?

Will Give Head 4 food

Wanna have a threesome?

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIINNND.

perhaps using Alfred Hitchcock’s stem cells wasn’t such a bright idea.

Will work for food. Please Fetus!

i think it farted in my mouth

You think your life is hard? I have a baby anus on the inside of my cheek! So when they accuse me of “talking crap”, I simply nod in agreement.

cheese!

Say “hello” to my little friend.

Help! Dick Cheney is inside my FACE!

You should put some butter on that.

Aww. He’s got such a babyface.

Care for a little head?

Headon,apply directly to the head.

table for 2 please

EW! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT FETUS HAVE GROWING OUT OF IT’S ASS?!?