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Get Tom Green back to his living room set.

I’ve done this with a few pigs before, but never a horse.

Toby Mcguire is just the greatest guy to do a movie with, super friendly.

There’s a horse taint joke in there somewhere.

Hey…I CAN hear the ocean!

No Triple Crown winner in 30 years? How can that be?!?!?!?

Damn. I knew I shoulda gone to Chiropractor school for HUMANS.

Let’s just say if that guy scoots up just a little bit, he can tell ya you don’t need to kill a horse to make glue.

Honey, I’ve been sleeping with Horse again.

Now I can totally See your Biscuit

Old Grady was so dumb he couldn’t even fuck a horse right. But the towns people loved him and learned to look the other way when he “got to romanticizing.”

I once got a computer virus where this sorta thing would pop up every five seconds.

Man, I miss that virus . . .

If a horse you know has been molested by old people, call now

Vasser’s cheerleading routines were the toughest in the biz.

Karma Sutra:DVD Menu:Special Features:EXTREME SUTRA! the unedited documentary of the making of Karma Sutra

This summer on Animal Planet HD, America’s Next Top Bestiality

A live production of the Salvador Dali piece,”I’ve gone crazy, after eating too much acid.”

The newest position, The Hillbilly 69.

Side effects may include, drunk horse sex

Top news: Today photos of a drunken Hilary Swank 69ing.

God damn horses, score one for the Solient Green factory.

Wow and I didn’t think Necrophilia could get anymore disgusting…. you can make your own holes….

Holy crap this brings riding bareback to a whole new level.

And here’s a picture of my dad at his yearly animal rights activist orgy. He sure loves animal

Looks like you win this round Scientologists.