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I don’t understand why any guy would need the site being spammed below. With a fellasectomy, you’re guaranteed head without any of the bullshit. And with an 80% chance of reaching my balls, we’d be stupid not to get this procedure done.

Some good stuff. UGK has a song call “I’m So Bad” that, that is the hook of the song. It is sort of my theme. Love the vid.

I still say go and get a couple extra removed for eating out your own asshole…think about it.

A friend told me once that if he was able to give himself head, he would never leave the house.

I am gonna do the same thing! I can’t wait to warp my mouth around my dork! Fuckin awesome video.

Aw, I knew that was gonna be the punchline. Funny though.

EpiC as alwayS boYs.

You know, that’s not really a bad idea! in the 23 years I’ve been sexually active, only 3 women (TOTAL) knew what they were doing. I guess if I want something done right, I’d have to do it myself! Where do I sign up?

If there was a 1% chance….you should take it. Let me warn you, though…they’ll only take out the “floating ribs”....they won’t take out any attached ones.

I spent mine on crack cocaine

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