The Fugitive

WHATS THE FINE VS. THE COST OF THE STICKER?

YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A Tickle ticket mister! You have to let your little girl tickle you for the count of ten. My husband played that game, guess who got pulled over.. Me.. guess how long it had been…2 years….. guess who takes care of these things now……wait a minute, maybe my husband is more sly than I thought…..

Bubba, I look just like you and I too let my sticker elapse. I was pulled over by a high school cop/buddy and he let me go. I expired in May, and love the rush of being an outlaw. Tonight wrap a bag of brown sugar up tight with plastic wrap and leave it on the front seat. That’s 007 badass…

Men………..

I drove without a license for five years, never got pulled over, got it back two years ago, and get pulled over all the time now. Wierd. Maybe it’s cuz I shoot people from my car nowadays.

I bet you rip up parking tickets, too.

I feel less alone in the world, right now.