"Titties In My Face" (I Like My Drafts Like I Like My Sex: Rough. What?)

Ha, I’M moRe of an Ass GuY myselF, thaTs reQuires a liTTle moRe efforT to get in youR face.

Labia chap stick!! You’re right, my kid/dog voice is the same. I shove both of their faces in it when they poop, beat them senseless, and throw them in the yard.

Babies love having titties in their faces. Real ones, though.

HIGH-larious!
Men may become infatuated with your eyes. They may try to touch, pinch, or just full on grope them. Consider yourself warned.

Spell it with me outloud A-T-T-I-C. I once had a guy come up to me in a bar and say “I smell Clevage!” then bury his face in my boobs making a wierd sniffing zerbert sound. Truw story! Great blog!

People who say “titties” make me laugh.

I just laughed from even typing it.