I met my first secret service agent....actually 2nd..

Your life amazes me. Have fun today!

Dude. What are you doing blogging? Start work on the script! Your life’s a freakin’ movie! Be a helluva lot better than any of the crap hollywood is shoveling us. One request. Write a part for me. My one shot at my 15 minutes.

what a chance to act like a crazy shit…. i am the laser avenger… out to protect the O-man from errant cat attacts… let me smell your leader, more pop corn shrip, i have pleanty. i use it to attract the cats… all seriouness aside. i used a laser to train my last cat. it would do anything to get to play with it.

your movie, your photo, todays pic, roll it all up and you’ve got Forest Dump.

You need someone following you at all times playing theme music! A word of advice, don’t use your O face when you meet othe O man, unless of course you feel like making more cookies for the secret service.