What's Next- Hookers after Communion?

clearly you have a lot of words in your head….I, on the other hand, have a lot of weirds in my head!!

id like to see a price war betwee the catholics and the lutherans

I’m with you brother. So, can i have your gas card?

I’d go for 100 and throw in a bottle of the blood of Christ, then we have a deal.

If your one of those totally depraved calvinists I have to tell you the truth. God loves Martin Luther(Jacob)and hates john calvin(Esau).

Gas makes people do crazy things!
Great post. Very captivating!

I’m no church, but I’d offer a fifty dollar gas card if they’d come and get my goddamn trash empty on time. Motherfuckin shit stinks.

Not with a gas card. I mean, if someone offered me immunity for my sins and a seat next to Kieth Moon at the heavenly table I might be interested.

In seriousness though, I agree, you can’t bribe a belief.

i imagine that those of you who have that kind of presence in your life aren’t going because of the coffee and lemonbars.

Jim, I have to disagree that, “Any religion is better than none.” As a happy atheist, married to an atheist, working P/T for another atheist… and most of my friends? Atheists, and a happy, ethical lot they are.

Not that I’m trying to recruit anyone to join the ranks of those who sleep in on Sunday mornings, just wanted to point out that it’s not impossible to have a good life & do good things for your fellow lifeforms if you don’t participate in America’s favorite mandatory optional activity.