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What's Next- Hookers after Communion?

 
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clearly you have a lot of words in your head….I, on the other hand, have a lot of weirds in my head!!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

id like to see a price war betwee the catholics and the lutherans

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I’m with you brother. So, can i have your gas card?

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I’d go for 100 and throw in a bottle of the blood of Christ, then we have a deal.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

If your one of those totally depraved calvinists I have to tell you the truth. God loves Martin Luther(Jacob)and hates john calvin(Esau).

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Gas makes people do crazy things!
Great post. Very captivating!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I’m no church, but I’d offer a fifty dollar gas card if they’d come and get my goddamn trash empty on time. Motherfuckin shit stinks.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Not with a gas card. I mean, if someone offered me immunity for my sins and a seat next to Kieth Moon at the heavenly table I might be interested.

In seriousness though, I agree, you can’t bribe a belief.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
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i imagine that those of you who have that kind of presence in your life aren’t going because of the coffee and lemonbars.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Jim, I have to disagree that, “Any religion is better than none.” As a happy atheist, married to an atheist, working P/T for another atheist… and most of my friends? Atheists, and a happy, ethical lot they are.

Not that I’m trying to recruit anyone to join the ranks of those who sleep in on Sunday mornings, just wanted to point out that it’s not impossible to have a good life & do good things for your fellow lifeforms if you don’t participate in America’s favorite mandatory optional activity.

- posted about 2 months ago