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Could LDeeahhhblow be YOUR next Food Network Star? You Decide!

 
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‘A pizza that a drunk put together—-’ that’s freakin’ funny!!!

Oh, and hands are more much nicer to use than spoons. Ever try to rub yourself with a spoon?

Oh, forget that- you’re a woman and probably could use a spoon- a big wooden one—

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I love, love, love your blogs, girlie. And I have to admit, that Alfredo sauce made me queasy.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

the drunkenly prepared 8 layer looks fantastic to me.
seriously, how do you think the pizza cookery got started…

- posted about 3 months ago
 

hey jb, i can stick a spoon on my nose…
(think about it)

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Oh, great. it’s lunchtime and i’m trying to eat healthy and all i can see now is ZAAAAA! Very tasty looking. (and the pizza’s are nice too)!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I have a pizza in the oven right now! I say, move over Rachel Ray.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Hell, they all looked good to me, especially the drunk one. Never met a pizza I didn’t like. Do you anchovy? My fave is with anchovies and jalapenos.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Pizza soup looks yummy. Looks like french onion soup. Mmmmmm. French onion soup. Gotta go.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Pizza In A Cup- that’s from “The Jerk”- when Martin is working at the carnival, there’s a scene where he & Peters are eating pizza out of cups with spoons. That has always cracked me up. Looks pretty good, L. Do you make your own crust?

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Do you wear one of those chef’s hats while you make these?

You better.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Why eat pizza with your hands? You eat pizza with your hands because every spoon including the measuring spoons, serving ladles and the souvenir spoon from Anchorage are dirty. Because you used the handle of your last clean spoon to spread peanut butter on a granola bar for dinner last night when you realized you ran out of clean knives.

I am impressed by your skills but think you should use your gift to help single men everywhere. Find ways to remove utensils from the eating process completely. Your countrymen need you. Single men throughout the world need you. Are you up to the challenge? Are you ready to do what needs to be done to make this country great?

- posted about 3 months ago
 

If the eight layer was sour cream and not mashed potatoes that would look pretty good. Make mine with cornmeal crust – yummy!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Radioactive pizza? Hmm…Interesting concept, but I would hope that I wouldn’t get an all olive piece.

Pizza soup is something I would like to try.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

i love the radioactive boboli

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I have not eaten solid food in three days from illness…that aborted fetus eight layer pizza just added another week onto my starvation. Thank You Laurie..with cooking like that your gonna make a great ex-wife to some lucky Heb…

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Radioactive pizza, eh?

You, er, didn’t happen to give a slice of that to Alexander Litvinenko did you?

- posted about 3 months ago
 

now you are even more cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(g)astronomically so! (groan)
I can’t cook to save my life…………..

- posted about 3 months ago
 

MMMMM CHEESY GOODNESS! I want pizza now.

- posted about 3 months ago
 

Yay Cheese!!!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I would happily eat your insane pizzas! And I can’t answer your question because I always eat pizza with a spoon…doesn’t everybody?

- posted about 3 months ago
 

someone once said: pizza is like sex, when it’s good, it’s great; even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!

- posted about 3 months ago
 

i would like a slice of pizza soup. :-)

- posted about 3 months ago
 

I love pizza, but not enough to eat any of these. Still they look better than what would have come out if I had cooked them. I just found out you can’t put metal in the microwave. Sorry Vlad.

- posted about 3 months ago