The Truth about Tom Cruise

I usually pretend I’m Tom Cruise on Wednesdays. That’s when I go to the laundromat.

This was a deep blog. The deepest. Absolutely the depths of deephood. Bravo.

I figured I could go deeper but I feared I might find myself going too deep.

The truth! You can’t handle the truth! Few good men can.

you would like ledgend, that and top gun were the only two movies of his i purchased. but i have a reason for my affinity to ledgend… i was the model for the makeup artist that created the devil.

DUDE! this blog moved me! Thank God I have a laptop, so I can post on the john!!!

p.s. I like Tom in long hair…not in a “man, killer ’do” kinda way…more like a “I’d like to grab that hair and ride you like a wild mare” kinda way…just saying…

Tom is a great entertainer. So was Charles Manson. Why do you think all those people followed him. Legend was cool during my drug phase.

awesome pic.

never saw LEGEND. not a cruise fan. but COLLATERAL totally kicked ass!!!

What about Charlie Sheen?

I knew it. You’re getting sucked in. Soon you’ll be toting around a copy of “Dianetics.”

Why would I carry that around when I have MASTERED IT!

One sentence, one contridiction, imposibilities, that is one beutifull sentence.

This is why former Boy Scouts should have their blogs vetted.

I hate to admit it, but I LOVED Minority Report. And i hate to admit this even more, I am trying to think of a movie he appeared in that I didn’t like and I’m having trou—COCKTAIL! Thank goodness. I didn’t like Cocktail.

The truth will set you free.

You have never seen Legend? God damn it, Dave McBrayer – get to my house now – it must be done