The Immaturity Gene

I’m gonna go google merkin

Okay I’m back. Merkin googled. Um… wow.

Talking to adults is very awkward!

I have a small parrot myself, he likes to call the kitty then laugh at her…I think the immaturity gene isn’t limited to humans.

You should never practice what to say to adults – they should deal with the mind vomit that comes out of you just fine ;-)

ho-hos and pink lemonade? hello, gag reflex!

Want to come over and play with my sidewalk chalk?

Shit! Thx for reminding me. I have to watch the Hills from Monday. Nicole is PISSED that I’m not up to date w/the episodes!
Awesomest Blog Ever. I could never get sick of reading what you write!

GUESS WHAT, I KNOW WHAT A MERKIN IS…. A PUBIC WIG, RIGHT.

OR DID YOU MEAN MERKEN CHOCHOLATE

what are merkins going for these days?
I want a “Mary Tyler Moore” merkin….I might be perkier for it.
your dinner list was the cutest menu I’ve ever read…man, I adore you….

“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”

Dave Barry

And according to your profile page we may all need merkins sometime in the near future. Thanks, Amy!

Lemon pies as veggies- that surpasses reagan’s ruling on ketchup!

I love your genes.

I learned a new word!

http://www.merkinworld.com/

My God- what’s next?

Do they make them for guys too???

I am fascinated by the concept of munchkins too

Here’s a happy thought; I bet there is someone at Google HQ right now, thinking, “why are some many people googling merkins all of a sudden?”

No merkins were harmed in the making of this blog.

I love the last line and can realte.

I friggin love you!

I Love your freaking mind. I agree with the last line though.

Can I join your club? I like all that stuff and laughing at words like fart and poop. :)

officer friendly IS hitler…

I once got pulled over by Officer ‘Too Friendly’.

Oh, sorry Amy. You thought this was a fresh comment on your week old blog. It’s really a reminder to feed us a new one. They’re so nutritious!