Going Green

no answers here—-no light at the end of the tunnel…

Are you implying there are people out there who would voluntarily ‘fall’ on a lightbulb—CFL or not?

I thought Gerbils were weird—I must not be tuned in to this crowd—I need to watch more ‘Queer Eye’ and men’s figure skating—-

My friend’s dad is a lab tech, and he asserts that bottles (of all assortments of course) are also a popular item of insertion. Perhaps in an effort to “go green” people should make sure that the contents of said bottles are environmentally safe and not tested on animals. Apparently huffing Pam non-stick cooking spray is also fairly popular. I personally wouldn’t recommend either and would instead advise sticking to toothbrushes or cannabis if a person desires some sort of erotic or psychotropic stimulation. But I imagine that Pam would be a “greener” choice than the traditional glue or aerosol paint… although not necessarily safer. To each his own. Shove away I say!

did you happen to broach the subject with your girl scouts? curious as to what they’d have to say on the matter…

A paramedic informed me that someone was absentmindedly sitting on the edge of a pool table while someone “broke” and BAM! Three billiard balls up his rectum.

Watch where you sit, people.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would want to put anything up there. How do you rectify an anal fixation?