the cock pills incident

So this good friend of mine was at my house a few weeks ago on my comp. because he is poor and don’t have one. Well why he was on the comp. doing god knows what(more than likely looking at some bestiality or midget porn you know what regular Joe’s do on the net) while i was watching some Conan the tube. well a commercial came on for that enzyte shit you know the shit for guys with a little less “down there” guys like me. well he thought it would be funny to order the free box and cancel before they started to charge him. HA. Thats rich every one knows thats how they get ya so of course before he could cancel they sent him the second box and charged his bank account 50 bucks. well as i said he is poor so his bank account was over drawn seeing as they billed him. so now he had to go fix the problem at the bank and explain to them what the charge was for and remember it was COCK PILLS. Well thats not the best part. We had to go to his house to get the order # so he could cancel the order. when we get to the apartment he realized that he had locked his keys inside and we had no way of breaking in. we tried every thing the old credit card in the door trying to get in the window he even climbed up the side to the second story and tried the kitchen door. Well i told him we had to call his landlord and get the keys but his landlord is very nosy so he had to tell him why we needed in the house and now his landlord thinks hes some kind of pervert and is trying to find a reason to evict him. It was one hell of a time.;