How do I get started making videos?

I am impressed by the videos I see on the internet and was wondering the best way to get started. What kind of camera do I need? Do I need release forms? What is the acceptable way to verify an actresses age? Does lighting matter? Is anal sex just assumed to be part of a normal production or must it be scripted in? Is shooting in Hollywood that much better than Camden New Jersey?

Why don’t you just start with your webcam and go from there. We are not here to do your work, pay for your services, or write for you. I had to do all the legwork and thoughtwork for everything I have written or published.AND I had to market and call people and spend lots of money on postage. Sorry to be mean but that is the way it is, dude.

Go around and post insulting or irreverant or rude and rarely funny posts all over funny or die. If you do it long enough, an established film company will approach you to direct their next blockbuster hit. Don’t bother with actual media production training or experience. It’s a waste of time.

Funnebone said:

I am impressed by the videos I see on the internet and was wondering the best way to get started. What kind of camera do I need? Do I need release forms? What is the acceptable way to verify an actresses age? Does lighting matter? Is anal sex just assumed to be part of a normal production or must it be scripted in? Is shooting in Hollywood that much better than Camden New Jersey?

Yay, You! Go Gurl! Actually, they might do what he says ‘cause he is a guy.

SouthernJewishPrincess said:

Go around and post insulting or irreverant or rude and rarely funny posts all over funny or die. If you do it long enough, an established film company will approach you to direct their next blockbuster hit. Don’t bother with actual media production training or experience. It’s a waste of time.

Funnebone said:

I am impressed by the videos I see on the internet and was wondering the best way to get started. What kind of camera do I need? Do I need release forms? What is the acceptable way to verify an actresses age? Does lighting matter? Is anal sex just assumed to be part of a normal production or must it be scripted in? Is shooting in Hollywood that much better than Camden New Jersey?

Thats a great idea. But what about just posting rude and insulting verbage on the internet. There must be other places like this.

lily18 said:

Yay, You! Go Gurl! Actually, they might do what he says ‘cause he is a guy.

SouthernJewishPrincess said:

Go around and post insulting or irreverant or rude and rarely funny posts all over funny or die. If you do it long enough, an established film company will approach you to direct their next blockbuster hit. Don’t bother with actual media production training or experience. It’s a waste of time.

Funnebone said:

I am impressed by the videos I see on the internet and was wondering the best way to get started. What kind of camera do I need? Do I need release forms? What is the acceptable way to verify an actresses age? Does lighting matter? Is anal sex just assumed to be part of a normal production or must it be scripted in? Is shooting in Hollywood that much better than Camden New Jersey?