Your Mother Jokes

Yo mom got a glass leg, bitch she uses Windex for lotion.

Yo mom’s head so big, shit looks like her neck blew a bubble.

And so no and so on.

yer mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles…cars slow down.

addy said:

yer mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles…cars slow down.

Nice one

I like mother jokes.. but this one is particulary good.

Your mom delivers chinese food on a razor scooter.

Your moms so stupid, she took the pepsi challange and chose Jiff

your mom is so strong she can blow a bubble with a jaw breaker

Your mom is so fat, your daddy has to roll her in flour to find her wet spot

Your mom is so stupid, it took her an hour and half to watch 60 minutes.