A "Naughty" Anti-limerick to Brighten Your Day

An anti-limerick for farmers, certain barnyard animals and certain fast food service workers By Ivan O’Uris

There once was an old man named Hoin Whose chickens kept pecking his groin. It drove him quite nuts, So he ordered a pizza And told the delivery boy, “Hey, sonny, get these fuckin’ chickens off my cock!”

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“An anti-limerick for farmers, certain barnyard animals and certain fast food service workers” originally appeared as part of “Anti-limericks celebrating Seamus Almodovar Igovshky Nao Davis and Juvimoricus,” an anti-limerick trilogy that appeared in the April 2008 edition of Defenestration, an online publication. To see the anti-limerick in its original form, visit http://www.defenestrationmag.net/works/prose/sroney2.html.

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