DEAD BABIES

I am fresh out of dead baby jokes

goes to do research

Yes, dead babies are not funny, anywhere, or any century. NOT FUNNY. Repeat to self until you are sane again.

lily18 said:

Yes, dead babies are not funny, anywhere, or any century. NOT FUNNY. Repeat to self until you are sane again.

I think dead babies are way funnier than trying to control people’s thoughts and feelings. You are like a Kim Jung Il when it comes to telling others what they should think.

What do you call 3 dead babies in an Austrian basement? The lucky ones

My first dead baby joke…feels good…like a york peppermint patty

You should change your name to Hitler! Dead baby jokes are funny for what they are. A JOKE! You think we’re insane if we laugh at one? I think you’re insane for trying to control the masses here. Life is too short to be narrow minded and angry. This is a comedy site. Take everything with a grain of salt and just laugh. You may find that you’ll feel better after a good hard laugh. If not, maybe you need to change your panties. I think they’re too tight.

lily18 said:

Yes, dead babies are not funny, anywhere, or any century. NOT FUNNY. Repeat to self until you are sane again.

Well, if I was Hitler I would not mind dead babies at all, now would I? And I am allowed to state my comedic opinions same as you. Although technically since I am from Florida, where they don’t count our votes, there is a chance I may not even exist….

NumpsiesSister said:

You should change your name to Hitler! Dead baby jokes are funny for what they are. A JOKE! You think we’re insane if we laugh at one? I think you’re insane for trying to control the masses here. Life is too short to be narrow minded and angry. This is a comedy site. Take everything with a grain of salt and just laugh. You may find that you’ll feel better after a good hard laugh. If not, maybe you need to change your panties. I think they’re too tight.

lily18 said:

Yes, dead babies are not funny, anywhere, or any century. NOT FUNNY. Repeat to self until you are sane again.

Yeah what is it with Floridians? When a state reaches a certain threshold of Jewish senior citizens from New Jersey does alzeheimers spread through the masses?

Nope. My theory is that “someone” is still ticked off because “someone” taught the 9/11 dudes to fly planes. and now they will not allow us to vote. JMHO.

Funnebone said:

Yeah what is it with Floridians? When a state reaches a certain threshold of Jewish senior citizens from New Jersey does alzeheimers spread through the masses?

Lily…the problem last time was that your people didnt know how to vote….now they didnt know when to vote…you should run for something…i see a need for you..

We vote when we are told to vote, and we vote and still put up with the jokes from 2000. And we have hurricanes. What do you people want from us, besides illegal aliens?? And voting machines from like…Cuba And…Mickey…and the flying teapots…sob. Your’re breakin’ me down!

What’s with all the talk about dead babies? What am I missing?

Thats too cute…

Apparently, some people think others are Nazis for not liking the “dead baby” jokes. I think it is immature and disgusting. And I was trying to advise people interested in the comedy field, and then things went nuclear from there—-

NoelleD said:

What’s with all the talk about dead babies? What am I missing?

How is a dead baby joke immature?...do teenagers find dead babies funnier than I do?..I think not! What is so disgusting about dead babies anyway? If we let you , soon we will have to stop making stem cell jokes, organ translpant jokes, amputation jokes and it will go on and on…eventually you will rule out all body part jokes and remove your flesh revealing photos from your profile and then what will we have?...The crispy cream bus and chip sienfeld?

i love you the way i loved the 3 legged overalls my granny knitted me when i was 9. You are impractical, unusable and frightening but you keep my pecker warm at night

lily you want me so bad your monitor is going to get a yeast infection

Only if I belonged to the Addam’s family, you wanker.This ends tonight, dude. Even if I gotta get Neo in on it, OK? Don’t make me get all Matrix on you.

You do realize this is a comedy site right? Why dont you type up a list of things you find offensive so that others may live by your guidence. I am done with you, you are dismissed.

lily18 said:

Only if I belonged to the Addam’s family, you wanker.This ends tonight, dude. Even if I gotta get Neo in on it, OK?

Yeah, thiis is why I will post no more on the forums. OK? Happy?

whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

you can’t unload bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Yes, I think you’re a Nazi. And here is why: YOU made the choice to come into a forum that was named after something that you KNOW offends you. You also took the time to READ something that you call “immature and disgusting”. And then you get all narrow minded on us and tell us how sick we are? Hypocrit. Go preach to someone else that wants to hear what you have to say. Though, you might want to stay. It seems that Funnebone has a massive hard on for you.

lily18 said:

Apparently, some people think others are Nazis for not liking the “dead baby” jokes. I think it is immature and disgusting. And I was trying to advise people interested in the comedy field, and then things went nuclear from there—-

NoelleD said:

What’s with all the talk about dead babies? What am I missing?

I just used her to get to you….did it work? Are you drawing numpsie and funne hearts yet?

I was just playing with her…I only fuck with people who I think have the fortitude to handle it…I guess I was wrong.

Dead babies are NOT funny….but they are delicious.

Noun have you tried Patte’ de Patty?