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INVISIBILITY
Invisibility can drive you insane. I know, I saw Hollowman. It eats away at your brain.
And it’s lonely….
felonland said:
Invisibility can drive you insane. I know, I saw Hollowman. It eats away at your brain.
if i could turn it on and off, it would be my power of choice…but if not, i’d rather fly.
Would you use invisibility for good or evil?
twonicus said:
if i could turn it on and off, it would be my power of choice…but if not, i’d rather fly.
Yes
Pappabigfoot said:
Would you use invisibility for good or evil?
twonicus said:
if i could turn it on and off, it would be my power of choice…but if not, i’d rather fly.
Pappabigfoot said:Is it evil to sit in the womens locker room all day, if so EVIL.
Would you use invisibility for good or evil?
twonicus said:
if i could turn it on and off, it would be my power of choice…but if not, i’d rather fly.
There is absolutely nothing good that you would want invisibility for. 100% evil. You want it to check out naked people, play a few jokes on them, then steal their belongings. Am I wrong?
Nope. Now that I think about it…and recently had an open discussion about it among my peers at work, there really is nothing you can do that is actually, “good” when being invisible. However, is checking out naked people and stealing drinks from bars really that bad? I honestly believe that anyone who could turn themselves invisible would be way too tempted to do the things that you knew you could get away with.
Pappabigfoot said:That made me think of other powers and if they would be better used for good or evil, I came to the conclusion that evil is way better than good. If I could go back and forth through time I would invest in microsoft in the early days and be a billionaire now. If I had super human strength I would rule the world of ultimate fighting. If I could walk through walls I would rob banks. If I could use telepathy I would rule the world. If I could Fly I would go to amsterdam. If I had superspeed I would rig the olympics. My super hero Villain name is Mephesto – beware of my wrath!
Nope. Now that I think about it…and recently had an open discussion about it among my peers at work, there really is nothing you can do that is actually, “good” when being invisible. However, is checking out naked people and stealing drinks from bars really that bad? I honestly believe that anyone who could turn themselves invisible would be way too tempted to do the things that you knew you could get away with.
All those things you names : money, power and well I don’t know how the olympics got in there, would go towards fullfilling your basic needs as described by Maslow. I suspect the basic needs of food, air and water are not of your current wantings, so I assume love, self actualization and security are what you feel need fulfilling. This can be achieved quite easily with the purchase of a corvette and some cocaine. This will enable you to surround yourself with disposable souls who while being morally bankrupt, will most certainly have large breasts and perform sexual acts which will require medical attention and “soul washing” upon soberization. The money is just a vehicle, the vagina is the destination.
Funnebone said:That is going on my tombstone when I die.
The money is just a vehicle, the vagina is the destination.
Does being evil really have to be such a bad thing? What about being ‘Positively Evil’? So what if Skeletor wanted to be the Master of the Universe? I bet decent folks would still have jobs. I was always the kid who rooted for Tom to catch Jerry and rip his head off or the Coyote to eventually grab that damn roadrunner and have bird stew. Im always suspicious of the ‘Negatively Good’ people like that damn Maytag man who always sems to be sleping on the job.
Done it. If I want to be invisible I hang out with my identical twin cousins who own a pilates empire in Toronto and look like supermodel versions of me.This makes them exponentially 572,675 times better than me which in turn creates a negative aknowledgement/visibility shield, and voila…I’m invisible. It’s good if you have zits or bad hair that day or want to sneak a 4th brownie. No one notices.
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