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Your Favorite Lines?
What’s up everyone? What are some of your favorite lines from our favorite comedy films? Go as far back as you need or even pick something from recent times. I love the films that have one great line after another where you immediately walk out of the theatre and you and your friends are already wearing out the lines. The last time this happened to me WAS with “Superbad,” I must admit. I don’t know how many times I have randomly said, “I AM McLovin.” I love writing that shows that the writers held nothing back and when they go places no other man has ventured before in film.
COME ON PEOPLE! GIVE ME YOUR LINES!!!!!!1
Awesome choice Emma. =) I don’t know though. I cried more than laughed through Stranger Than Fiction. It also had me on the edge of my sit. It was quite the thriller. :=)
I know what your asking yourself, and the answer is yes I’ve a nickname for my penis, its called the octagon, I also nicknamed my testes….my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater, if you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang…..
Captain O’Hagan:I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, ” Shenanigans.” Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols]
Anna: You’re staring at my tits. Harold: Uhhh… I was? I don’t think I was. I don’t think I would do that. If I was I can assure you it was only as a representative of the United States government.
from Stranger Than Fiction
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”- The Princess Bride.
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes. -Waiting for Guffman
I wanna be on you.-Anchorman Hey honey, you think the KFC’s still open?-Old School
“220, 221, whatever it takes.” (Michael Keaton – Mr. Mom)
“Those aren’t pillows.” (John Candy – Plains, Trains, & Automobiles)
I never new that the wachewtwo’s were biters!!!!- Ace Ventura
Rodney dangerfield, from Caddyshack: You buy a suit like that you should get a free bowl of soup
Actually you could start an entire thread about lines just from this movie, one of my all time favorites
These are pretty good ones, bringing back memories ya’ll.
(Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.) -Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers. Definitely on the top of my list re: funny movies.
While we’re on the Wedding crashers theme. . .
“That’d be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That’ll get you jacked up. “
I think my all time fav. lines come from Weird Science: Anthony Michael Hall was hilarious in that. Too many funny parts. I liked it when he commented on Chet: “What an asshole, anybody with a haircut like that you know their asshole.” and of course when he’s in the blues bar telling the story of being kicked in the family jewels, “Telephone? What’s that boy talking about a telephone? Everybody know’s there’s a telephone.”
“Don’t call me stupid” —Kevin Klein in A Fish Called Wanda “They’re loaded with dead hookers”—Norm McDonald in Dirty Work… also “You know what hurts most… it’s the lack of respect, except for the other thing. That hurt the most. But the lack of respect hurt the second most” and “So he’s dead.” The best ending to a comedy movie ever.
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party. -Cal Naughton Jr
that’s the funniest movie….........help me tom cruise, get the fire of me.
Emma said:
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party. -Cal Naughton Jr
Larry: “Do you ever find yourself nodding at black people?” Jeff: “No, why?” Larry: “You know, to let them know that your one of the good ones.” Jeff: “I don’t think I have ever heard of Liberal White Male guilt.”
From Curb Your Enthusiasm
The bitch did what? lmao great movie, and the last good reason to wear a bra on your head…
tarafara said:
I think my all time fav. lines come from Weird Science: Anthony Michael Hall was hilarious in that. Too many funny parts. I liked it when he commented on Chet: “What an asshole, anybody with a haircut like that you know their asshole.” and of course when he’s in the blues bar telling the story of being kicked in the family jewels, “Telephone? What’s that boy talking about a telephone? Everybody know’s there’s a telephone.”
“Using the whole fist there, doc…moooooooon riverrrrr!!!” -Fletch
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