What not to say at a job interview

Soooooooo What do you consider is “stealing” here?

Where are the womens washrooms???(from a man)

If I am chosen for the position, when is the soonest I can get promoted?

What is your sexual harraassment policy?

Do you think I look fat in this?

“Why am I crying? Oh, that just happens. Like, a lot.”

umm , so …. ya …. can we make this quick ?

So, where’s my parking space?

who’s your daddy?

Yeah, youre gonna have to go ahead and give me Mondays off, to see my Parole Officer.

Where can I leave my gun??

So, is that a picture of your family there? Damn, your daughter is SMOKIN’ hot—will she be coming to all the company functions?

Yes, I used to be a priest, but the local archdiacese was making some adjustments based on new child laws. By the way, is there a way to change your company’s name back to Boy’s Club?

JUST SHUT YOUR BIG FAT YAP!!! WHATS WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS???

god, my last boss was such a prick. always riding me on shit. is it like that here?

is your sexual harrassment policy just a suggestion, you really don’t follow it do you?

I dont do cleaning!.... I dont care if this is a cleaning business!

Do you really do background checks?

“who is the cunt in this picture” works about 89%

does this look infected?

I’m willing to do an honest days work, for an honest weeks pay!

cant i start next week, but get paid today

They say people who put up awards and diplomas are really insecure. But you don’t have any. That’s good! That’s really good.