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SouthernJewishPrincess
SouthernJewishPrincess

I’m curious, could be wrong, but I expect the majority of us are not full time comedic talent or directors…What is your day job?

I work in media production and my title is usually Production Manager. I try to do as much related to the newer formats and technologies as possible. The more tech side of production. Language localization, rich media, interactive, video editing, etc. My current position involves online streaming and live webcasting in a corporate climate.

- posted about 8 months ago
 
5point6productions
5point6productions

professional Ice Cream Scooper, ten years and counting.

SouthernJewishPrincess said:


I’m curious, could be wrong, but I expect the majority of us are not full time comedic talent or directors…What is your day job?


I work in media production and my title is usually Production Manager. I try to do as much related to the newer formats and technologies as possible. The more tech side of production. Language localization, rich media, interactive, video editing, etc. My current position involves online streaming and live webcasting in a corporate climate.

- posted about 8 months ago
 
SouthernJewishPrincess
SouthernJewishPrincess

So only three people on this site have jobs? That explains a lot…

- posted about 8 months ago
 
amyt57
amyt57

Well – I have a ‘day time’ job – I work for the state…I do administrative work/Accounting

- posted about 7 months ago
 
shaughn72
shaughn72

retail sales assistant all the way! if i have to go to work another day, well, i can’t be held acountable for what i might do.

- posted about 7 months ago
 
shaughn72
shaughn72

not by choise, only by circumstance. suckas gotta work.

- posted about 7 months ago
 
amyt57
amyt57

exactly…..besides…you see where I’m at during the day :-)

shaughn72 said:


not by choise, only by circumstance. suckas gotta work.

- posted about 7 months ago
 
amyt57
amyt57

even better I’m playing online yatzee at the same time…..

- posted about 7 months ago
 
TheBrunchClub
TheBrunchClub

I’m a student, but I work part time in a Co-op (British version of a 7-11 I think.) It kinda sucks, but you get a lot of material from it and a lot of time to think, especially when you spend a 6 hour shift “facing up” (turning every can, box, packet and bag in the store around so the label is facing the front!)

“Because Eye level is Buy level!”

- posted about 7 months ago
 
DaveMcBrayer
DaveMcBrayer

im an office geek

- posted about 6 months ago
 
TheBrunchClub
TheBrunchClub

Yeah, at least they do where I live, but the lazy bastard gets his mother to drive him around!

jimmydeancarlson said:


I was a paper boy back in the day, do they still have those???

- posted about 6 months ago
 
GoNats
GoNats

Marketing/PR, so I suppose that puts me in the office geek category as well. I like to consider myself a highly evolved “office geek”, however.

- posted about 5 months ago
 
Amy
Amy

everyone at FOD is an office geek – being an office geek is the new cool

- posted about 5 months ago
 
DaveMcBrayer
DaveMcBrayer

I am a big office geek

- posted about 5 months ago
 
Larry_Franks
Larry_Franks

I sell real estate (for now). Anyone in the market for a new home in lovely Fayette County, Pennsylvania? I also have a bar for sale, liquor license included!

- posted about 5 months ago
 
Jeff_McClelland
Jeff_McClelland

For now. For now! More like…FOREVER! You can never escape.

Larry_Franks said:


I sell real estate (for now). Anyone in the market for a new home in lovely Fayette County, Pennsylvania? I also have a bar for sale, liquor license included!

- posted about 5 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

I am an RN which means I lift really heavy people and give them drugs. Generally I am on my feet (walking) which is very healthy. But after 10 hours with no food or fluids I start to look like one of the Olsen twins. Then, when I get home I always crawl to my sofa, if I can make it, and stay there for 12 hours. Food is a non issue, I just drink a can of Ensure and/or rum every day and take a vitamin.

- posted about 4 months ago
 
BuddyBoy
BuddyBoy

i work at Kay jewelers where i dress up as a diamond thief..i run around all day trying to find “steals” for people interested in buying jewelry..i have a bag with a dollar sign and a mask and even a fanny pack with monopoly money sticking out of it, you would think i got paid more than 6.25 an hour..

- posted about 4 months ago
 
fishwad
fishwad

lily18 said:


I am an RN which means I lift really heavy people and give them drugs. Generally I am on my feet (walking) which is very healthy. But after 10 hours with no food or fluids I start to look like one of the Olsen twins. Then, when I get home I always crawl to my sofa, if I can make it, and stay there for 12 hours. Food is a non issue, I just drink a can of Ensure and/or rum every day and take a vitamin.

I admire what you do. Saving lives, treating the sick. Sounds like a Milf RN really needs a good f!!@@!ing. Take care.

- posted about 26 days ago
 
fishwad
fishwad

I pick up and deliver packages for a living. To me a box is not just a piece of cardboard with something in it. It’s more than that, it’s an entity. A memory for someone who opens it. In some cases, it can be a bad memory if there’s a bomb inside. But that’s okay, as long as I get it there on time is what really matters. I see a a lot of different kinds of people on the road. Working in a residential area, I meet a lot of stay at home wives. When they open the door I get, “oh, you have a big one for me today.” After I do up my pants, I say “goodbye Mrs. boozwiggle. Have a nice day.” Yeah, it can be a tough job. l

- posted about 26 days ago