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Ways to get fired. . .
hahahahha that is soo true…man i had this guy who did something “similar” to that about 2 weeks into a summer job, he got fired about a week later…lol
Send and e-mail off your bosses computer..or send an email out telling what everyone makes.. hey what can I say..I work in Hr..but if I went off the deep end….
make sure you are ready to run, and tha tyou work in a place with windows. grab a can of soda place it in the freezer wait until it gets hard and trow it at a window and run.
when I hit the lottery for millions, I am going to climb up on my bosses desk with a roll of toilet paper (yes, while he is sitting there) drop my drawers and take a steaming dump on his desk…
Are you going to post a video of this event on FOD?
ravensfan said:
when I hit the lottery for millions, I am going to climb up on my bosses desk with a roll of toilet paper (yes, while he is sitting there) drop my drawers and take a steaming dump on his desk…
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
if you do that they will be afraid to fire you due to lawsuits, lol
akin_animate said:
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
ravensfan said:
if you do that they will be afraid to fire you due to lawsuits, lol
akin_animate said:
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
they will find a way, to screw you
only in the movies
akin_animate said:
ravensfan said:
if you do that they will be afraid to fire you due to lawsuits, lol
akin_animate said:
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
they will find a way, to screw you
ravensfan said:
only in the movies
akin_animate said:
ravensfan said:
if you do that they will be afraid to fire you due to lawsuits, lol
akin_animate said:
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
they will find a way, to screw you
not in the movies ive seen it happen. so dont tell me its just in the movies. beacsue since the start of time. white people have been stepping on people of color. name more then two races and or countries that america has FXXked over. not just the white man. but all types. and in this world today not just in spain, or South Africa. it happens more then people are letting themselves know. but if they dont find a way im sure they can look to the movies and get one right.
P.S tell your boss you had sex with.his son.
Make a video about how to play hookey at work I almost was fired but my boss knows better, or does he? LMAO!
Stand beside your boss at the urinal and tell him his dick is bigger than his sons
akin_animate said:
ravensfan said:
only in the movies
akin_animate said:
ravensfan said:
if you do that they will be afraid to fire you due to lawsuits, lol
akin_animate said:
nzielinski said:
Tell your boss that you’re black.
perfect
they will find a way, to screw you
not in the movies ive seen it happen. so dont tell me its just in the movies. beacsue since the start of time. white people have been stepping on people of color. name more then two races and or countries that america has FXXked over. not just the white man. but all types. and in this world today not just in spain, or South Africa. it happens more then people are letting themselves know. but if they dont find a way im sure they can look to the movies and get one right.
P.S tell your boss you had sex with.his son.
make a vid of the guys at work and name it punkass, that ll get you close to fired!
Yeah I do that and my boss shows up at my door. I HATE making pizza…Damn Little Caesars!
jimmydeancarlson said:
Stop going…block your work’s phone #...
watching lake placid , completely engrossed, on repeat the entire 9-5
only saying quotes from the movie to every single one of my coworkers, and the one liners in the movie rock. “This is not a happy cow” (in reference to my mood before lunch break). “if I had a dick, this is the point where i’d tell you to suck it” (to my boss, multiple times).
and playing the game at www.lakeplacid2dvd.com/game whenever people came up and tried to instigate conversation
(true story, happened last month. ps-the movie is awesome, and the sequel is coming out next week! looks like I have an out in case I don’t like my new job)
themed quitting is awesome. you just need to follow through
I’ve always wanted to do this when I leave for a vacation; Set-up a automatic reply in Outlook, email myself from the same address and let it go. Would the auto reply keep circulating? I want to see these IT nerds heads explode. Some one should try this and post the outcome.
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