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cock push-ups
so think of the most ridiculous exercises you can, or something vaguely related. have fun, and don’t say anything i wouldn’t say.
twonicus said:
betcha can’t do more than one!
one is all you need.
Cross Country Stationary Bicycling
DylanLov said:
twonicus said:
betcha can’t do more than one!
one is all you need.
Cross Country Stationary Bicycling
ok, that IS a good one. try this one out
powerlift pooping (inspired by a post on rotten.com)
twonicus said:
betcha can’t do more than one!
yeah, well one is all you need.
cock push ups are extremely devastating….trust me! tounge exercises are nice to do daily, especially when you have a broken penis and thats your only way to get girls off..
i knew this kid from sweden who, lived with my brother, and one night we’re all hangin’ out watchin’ ‘muppets from space’ and my brother get s a call from freddy the swede, he’s drunk…REALLY drunk, a few seconds after my brother answers the phone he laughs til he cries, and says< “freddy, hold on, hold on, (he puts freddy, noticeably sobbing, on speaker) say what you said before”...freddy screams into the phone, “I BROKE MY DICK!!”
apparently he tried to fuck a girl in the ass and his dick wouldn’t fit, he forced it, his dick made a popping sound and it was out of commission for almost 4 months. true story i swear by the hand of the god i don’t believe in.
Man, that exact situation has always been one of my worst nightmares.
twonicus said:
i knew this kid from sweden who, lived with my brother, and one night we’re all hangin’ out watchin’ ‘muppets from space’ and my brother get s a call from freddy the swede, he’s drunk…REALLY drunk, a few seconds after my brother answers the phone he laughs til he cries, and says< “freddy, hold on, hold on, (he puts freddy, noticeably sobbing, on speaker) say what you said before”...freddy screams into the phone, “I BROKE MY DICK!!”
apparently he tried to fuck a girl in the ass and his dick wouldn’t fit, he forced it, his dick made a popping sound and it was out of commission for almost 4 months. true story i swear by the hand of the god i don’t believe in.
all you need to do is one.
twonicus said:
betcha can’t do more than one!
obviously a few of us have the tenacious D cd.
gotta love KG and JB.
Leothe2nd said:
all you need to do is one.
twonicus said:
betcha can’t do more than one!
yeah, i was kinda hoping this would go someplace new since, we all already knew the TD joke…but alas, we are creatures of habit and routine. the familiar makes us comfortable and if something was funny for someone else i’m sure it’s funny for you.
yep. that’s what happens when you recycle a line.
good try, though.
:)
i think the idea of a penis olympics is something that is definitely worth national attention and should happen way more often than once every 4 years. 4 times a week seems more appropriate.
Cock push-ups are a good warm up for the Clean & Jerk.
OOoooffff!!!!!
as Garry Shandling used to say about the Clean and Jerk, “I think I’ve been doing it backwards”.
macadoughshus said:
Cock push-ups are a good warm up for the Clean & Jerk.
OOoooffff!!!!!
I never seen a cock push up before. The man of my dreams can do at least 10 with no break.
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