Make a wish. The next person grants it, but shows the side effects to what you wished for. Then make your own wish.

EG: I wish it would rain.

GRANTED But it’s acid rain.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but you have to clean him with your tounge twice a weak or he’ll die.

i wish daddy would stop beating mommy.

Granted but now he is focusing all his attention on little Leo.

I wish I could fly

Granted. But you cant land.

I wish i could be invisible.

granted, now you cant be seen or touched.

i wish i was pretty.

Granted. Now your getting raped by gay men on a daily basis.

I wish my toilet could talk.

granted but now it bites your ass

I wish I didn’t have to go to work

Granted; but you and the crazy guy on 5th & L will be able to communicate because you’re both having the same conversation with the voices in your head.

I wish there were no more assholes in the world.

granted, but now everyone has a colostomy bag

i wish my dog would pick up her own poo

Granted, but now she tosses it at you.

I wish i could scratch my whole back easily

granted, but now the 90 year old woman that does it for you want’s sexual favors-meaning you giving her oral

i wish i could find a 100 dollars on the ground tomorrow

Granted, but now you lost your wallet which contained 5000 dollars.

I wish i could breath underwater

granted, now you’ve been turned into a lobster and feed off the remains of sea life on the ocean floor until it’s your turn to get caught in a trap and wind up in the tank at red lobster.

i wish that i could read minds

Granted. Not you just read my dark perverted secrets, regret it yet?

I wish i could walk on water like Jesus supposedly could

Granted, but now you’re gonna be cruxified.

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but now you get to see your family die year after year.

I wish i had a sidekick, like robin without the gay

Granted but now you’ll always be followed around by a man wearing his pants on the outside of his trousers.

i wish i was loaded (in so many ways)

Granted, but now you’re so loaded (in so many ways) that you feel alienated from everyone else, and can’t tell who your friends really are.

I wish I had a sailboat

granted, but now its at the bottom of the ocean.

i wish i was the world stongest man.

granted – but now you have the smallest penis

I wish I didn’t have to worry about paying bills

granted, now your homeless.

i wish i could be in the nba?

granted – but you ride the pine and pick up towels

I wish gas prices would come down

Granted, Now youre a lifelong member of the Necrophyliac & Beastiality Association

I wish I had a new guitar

Granted – but your car gets stolen

I wish I had a new guitar

amyt57 said:

granted – but you ride the pine and pick up towels

I wish gas prices would come down

granted….but you broke all your fingers

I wish it was the weekend