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What's your price?
Okay here is the scenario.
You would have to call your best friends mom, or your own mother-in-law or father-in-law(This is assuming that you have a totally traditional relationships with these people). The conversation would have to go like this.
Not you: Hello?
You: Hi —, I would like to meet you for supper, and see what comes of it. I think we could make nice nice.
Not you: I don’t understand (or something like that)
You: (in a panic) Oh nevermind I miss read the signs.
Then hang up.
The catch is you could not speak of it to anybody for 10 days
I would do it for $5000. How about you?
If the verbage sounds like something you would never say, then all the better.
Yeah I just did that, and my popinlaw is on his way here to stomp my ass.
Blame me! Why did you do it for free?
DaveMcBrayer said:
Yeah I just did that, and my popinlaw is on his way here to stomp my ass.
God, I’d pretty much do anything for $5000. Does that make me an interpenuer or just a regular whore?
a high priced lady of the evening.
5point6productions said:
God, I’d pretty much do anything for $5000. Does that make me an interpenuer or just a regular whore?
How bout this? how much would it take for you to: Call up an Auto Parts store and ask for advice on how to take a gastank off. But if the bolts are rusted and stuck, asking them if you just cut them off with a welding torch, or mapgas torch? The old man behind the counter went ballistic on me when I called him and he repeated sir dont get any flame near that gas tank. I recorded it, this was 16 years ago. Can I still get arrested for prank calls?
DaveMcBrayer said:You’re in the clear
How bout this? how much would it take for you to: Call up an Auto Parts store and ask for advice on how to take a gastank off. But if the bolts are rusted and stuck, asking them if you just cut them off with a welding torch, or mapgas torch? The old man behind the counter went ballistic on me when I called him and he repeated sir dont get any flame near that gas tank. I recorded it, this was 16 years ago. Can I still get arrested for prank calls?
i like to go up to the ticket window at movie theatres and try to purchase a ticket for a movie that obviously isn’t showing- like forrest gump or jurassic park. then when they finally explain to me what is playing and at what time, i try to negotiate price. look them in the eye and tell them that you’ll walk away from this transaction right now unless they start backing down. write a number on a piece of paper and slide it under the counter to try to low ball them. ask them what kind of credit they can offer you.
The only thing I would it if: “If the tank happens to explode and I get singed a bit about the elbows, is it okay to put butter on those burns until the EMTs arrive?”
DaveMcBrayer said:
How bout this? how much would it take for you to: Call up an Auto Parts store and ask for advice on how to take a gastank off. But if the bolts are rusted and stuck, asking them if you just cut them off with a welding torch, or mapgas torch? The old man behind the counter went ballistic on me when I called him and he repeated sir dont get any flame near that gas tank. I recorded it, this was 16 years ago. Can I still get arrested for prank calls?
That’s really funny!
CarlSpackler said:
i like to go up to the ticket window at movie theatres and try to purchase a ticket for a movie that obviously isn’t showing- like forrest gump or jurassic park. then when they finally explain to me what is playing and at what time, i try to negotiate price. look them in the eye and tell them that you’ll walk away from this transaction right now unless they start backing down. write a number on a piece of paper and slide it under the counter to try to low ball them. ask them what kind of credit they can offer you.
That’s pretty genius. Something I use to do (I think I stole the idea somewhere). Walk into a gas station. Act really nervous and un easy. Then say to the guy behind the counter “5 bucks on number two” set five bucks on the counter and then make a run for it. I did it a couple of times, each time I had a friend for a get away driver
CarlSpackler said:
i like to go up to the ticket window at movie theatres and try to purchase a ticket for a movie that obviously isn’t showing- like forrest gump or jurassic park. then when they finally explain to me what is playing and at what time, i try to negotiate price. look them in the eye and tell them that you’ll walk away from this transaction right now unless they start backing down. write a number on a piece of paper and slide it under the counter to try to low ball them. ask them what kind of credit they can offer you.
tardcow said:
That’s pretty genius. Something I use to do (I think I stole the idea somewhere). Walk into a gas station. Act really nervous and un easy. Then say to the guy behind the counter “5 bucks on number two” set five bucks on the counter and then make a run for it. I did it a couple of times, each time I had a friend for a get away driver
CarlSpackler said:
i like to go up to the ticket window at movie theatres and try to purchase a ticket for a movie that obviously isn’t showing- like forrest gump or jurassic park. then when they finally explain to me what is playing and at what time, i try to negotiate price. look them in the eye and tell them that you’ll walk away from this transaction right now unless they start backing down. write a number on a piece of paper and slide it under the counter to try to low ball them. ask them what kind of credit they can offer you.
i would do it for free just to get a awesome reaction out of people.
I always wanted to be called a “lady”
tarafara said:
a high priced lady of the evening.
5point6productions said:
God, I’d pretty much do anything for $5000. Does that make me an interpenuer or just a regular whore?
well, there you go..it’s the little things isn’t it?
5point6productions said:
I always wanted to be called a “lady”
tarafara said:
a high priced lady of the evening.
5point6productions said:
God, I’d pretty much do anything for $5000. Does that make me an interpenuer or just a regular whore?
its always the little things
tarafara said:
well, there you go..it’s the little things isn’t it?
5point6productions said:
I always wanted to be called a “lady”
tarafara said:
a high priced lady of the evening.
5point6productions said:
God, I’d pretty much do anything for $5000. Does that make me an interpenuer or just a regular whore?
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