why arent you on snl?

yeah, why? why doesnt lorne michaels hire you? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder who this is for.

it’s for you, of course.

Well, I do not act or do stand up… so guessing it would be hard for him to give me a shout out. I do however, have a wonderful collection of glass frogs he might enjoy.

SNL, hum, that reminds me of that old joke. If there ever is a nuclear war, theonly two things that will be left on earth a roaches and SNL. SNL hasn’t that been on like 125 years now?

lorne called me last week but i told him there’s no way i’d be on his show unless he gave me full creative control. he’s entertaining the proposition.

The show used to be great. Andy Samberg’s shorts are really the only reason I ever watch anymore.

It would be too much trouble and too cold to go to New York.

three words: NOT. CAMERA. READY.

five words: NO GRITS IN NEW YORK.

They’ve rang me and asked me to join the crew but I said no, they offered me fame/money/chicks & the showbiz lifestyle but I have that stuff already in my role working for a large insurance company plus it would also be a waste of my accounting qualifications….

if they asked me to go on kid’s in the hall i’d be there….......i’d like to be the chicken lady

The Kids In The Hall…ah..the last true Lorne Michaels find.

What can you say about a decade, the 1980s, that began with SCTV and ended with KITH? That even makes me forgive Beanie Babies and acid washed jeans.

For true KITH fans, what was Bellini’s favorite drink?

tarafara said:

if they asked me to go on kid’s in the hall i’d be there….......i’d like to be the chicken lady

Bellini loved buttermilk :) he also likes elevator music.

eddruckman said:

The Kids In The Hall…ah..the last true Lorne Michaels find.

What can you say about a decade, the 1980s, that began with SCTV and ended with KITH? That even makes me forgive Beanie Babies and acid washed jeans.

For true KITH fans, what was Bellini’s favorite drink?

tarafara said:

if they asked me to go on kid’s in the hall i’d be there….......i’d like to be the chicken lady

Why would I ever do that? When I could work in corporate America and be treated like shit by little napoleans in suits. SNL is for geeks! 9 to 5 and check to check is where it’s at…Did that sound bitter?

Because I wouldn’t join an entertainment union if you asked me. Also because they haven’t asked me.

Maybe I am on SNL and you have never seen me? Have you ever thought about that?

oh, were you mute prisoner number one?

theactorseries said:

Maybe I am on SNL and you have never seen me? Have you ever thought about that?

Wait. Were you Al Franken?

theactorseries said:

Maybe I am on SNL and you have never seen me? Have you ever thought about that?

Another thing that prevents me kmaking the big time on SNL is the fact I’m a racist/homophobic/fundamentalist with a right wing agenda….I’ll probably have to settle for a seat in congress

Because Im too much of a Baller.

Thinking I’m freaking hilarious is a far cry from actually being funny!

Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn’t. Maybe I have never been on the show…

tarafara said:

oh, were you mute prisoner number one?

theactorseries said:

Maybe I am on SNL and you have never seen me? Have you ever thought about that?

Al who?

tardcow said:

Wait. Were you Al Franken?

theactorseries said:

Maybe I am on SNL and you have never seen me? Have you ever thought about that?

Because will ferrell told me I couldnt be on there.