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ELECTION DAY FOR FOD PRESIDENT OR DICTATOR & MAYOR IS APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Looks like some crazy politics have squeezed their way into FOD. Dave McBrayer, who has been a FOD member for 3 months is running for President of FOD with his VP running man, new FOD member – RowdyRich. Carl Spackler http://www.funnyordie.com/carlspackler, who has been on FOD for 5 months thinks the site would be better suited with a Dictator rather than a President. Carl might have the right clothes for the job, but do the camo clothes make one a good Dictator? So, Carl, we are still waiting for your political ad video to help us make a decision. Now I have to admit, Dave does have this President thing down. If you don’t believe me, just watch his film – How to play Hooky at work. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c312946c1a Plus Dave has posted a Political Campaign ad running for President of FOD – http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68e7dfa71d I myself would like to run for Mayor. I have been on FOD from the beginning for 8 months & actually posted one of the first top 100 videos on this site. I too have a bit of political experience…check out my video – “Politicin’ in the South”. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c678450750 See? I know how to be a good Mayor – Moonshine, Bingo & lots of fun for everyone! Besides, my term is over with in Alabama so it is time to move on! Anyway, I think we should use this forum to post or vote from now until April Fools Day. (For you real fools out there, that is April 1, 2008). After that let’s count up the votes & see what sort of leadership we should have on this site. Most of all, everyone remember to have fun, laugh & play nice. Sincerely, ♥Pam Ruth♥ – AKA…....Pamiam2
I vote For Pam to Become Mayor, Carl to be Secretary of Defense (to later bring my demise) and appoint Rowdy Rich as my VP. I would also LIke for Akin to be My director of Homeland Security. Manyhaha will be my Secretary of State. Henchy or Amy need to fight it out to be Speaker of the House.
Pamiam2 said:
Looks like some crazy politics have squeezed their way into FOD. Dave McBrayer, who has been a FOD member for 3 months is running for President of FOD with his VP running man, new FOD member – RowdyRich. Carl Spackler http://www.funnyordie.com/carlspackler, who has been on FOD for 5 months thinks the site would be better suited with a Dictator rather than a President. Now I have to admit, Dave does have this President thing down. If you don’t believe me, just watch his film – How to play Hooky at work. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c312946c1a Carl must have the right clothes for the job, but do the camo clothes make one a good Dictator? So, Carl, we are still waiting for your political ad video to help us make a decision. I myself would like to run for Mayor. I have been on FOD from the beginning for 8 months & actually posted one of the first top 100 videos on this site. I too have a bit of political experience…check out my video – “Politicin’ in the South”. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c678450750 See? I know how to be a good Mayor – Moonshine, Bingo & lots of fun for everyone! Besides, my term is over with in Alabama so it is time to move on! Anyway, I think we should use this forum to post or vote from now until April Fools Day. (For you real fools out there, that is April 1, 2008). After that let’s count up the votes & see what sort of leadership we should have on this site. Most of all, everyone remember to have fun, laugh & play nice. Sincerely, ♥Pam Ruth♥ – AKA…....Pamiam2
do you REALLY expect me to read everything you wrote in post 1 pam? do you really? because let me tell you…it’s just not happening
for Secretary of the Department of Labor , I appoint The Actor Series and for The Department of Health & Human Services, I appoint XNEO, I also appoint Jimmy Dean Carlson as my Department of the Interior Secretary.
I hate work.
DaveMcBrayer said:
for Secretary of the Department of Labor , I appoint The Actor Series and for The Department of Health & Human Services, I appoint XNEO, I also appoint Jimmy Dean Carlson as my Department of the Interior Secretary.
Sorry Carl. Forgot you were on a READERS STRIKE. Dang Dictator Wanna Be!
CarlSpackler said:
do you REALLY expect me to read everything you wrote in post 1 pam? do you really? because let me tell you…it’s just not happening
I appoint The King of Zing the Secrtetary of Department of Housing & Urban Development
Dave for President. Pam for Mayor.Carl to be Secretary of Defense .Rowdy Rich as VP.Akin to be director of Homeland Security.Manyhaha for Secretary of State.Amy for Speaker of the House.XNEO for The Department of Health & Human Services.Jimmy Dean Carlson for Department of the Interior Secretary.The King of Zing for the Secrtetary of Department of Housing & Urban Development.Emma Mack for Foreign Affairs.
I think Dylan has a fair Plan. Sounds like he has all bases coverd. Carl does have his Camo gear & all, so he would make a great Secretary of Defense.
DylanLov said:
Dave for President. Pam for Mayor.Carl to be Secretary of Defense .Rowdy Rich as VP.Akin to be director of Homeland Security.Manyhaha for Secretary of State.Amy for Speaker of the House.XNEO for The Department of Health & Human Services.Jimmy Dean Carlson for Department of the Interior Secretary.The King of Zing for the Secrtetary of Department of Housing & Urban Development.Emma Mack for Foreign Affairs.
DylanLov will be My Senior Advisor, Henchy will be Interim Speaker in case of Amy’s absence.
DylanLov said:
Dave for President. Pam for Mayor.Carl to be Secretary of Defense .Rowdy Rich as VP.Akin to be director of Homeland Security.Manyhaha for Secretary of State.Amy for Speaker of the House.XNEO for The Department of Health & Human Services.Jimmy Dean Carlson for Department of the Interior Secretary.The King of Zing for the Secrtetary of Department of Housing & Urban Development.Emma Mack for Foreign Affairs.
I vote for all of you. just make sure that when you’re in power you let me be deputy. i’ve always wanted to be deputized.
Acting as Deputy General I position 5Point6Productions.
5point6productions said:
I vote for all of you. just make sure that when you’re in power you let me be deputy. i’ve always wanted to be deputized.
As Mayor I will make sure you are Deputized! You gotta gun? If you ain’t got one, we will issue you one. That is my stance on Gun Conrol!
5point6productions said:
I vote for all of you. just make sure that when you’re in power you let me be deputy. i’ve always wanted to be deputized.
well then, my first act as deputy is to invite everyone to my gun show.
They all sound great, too bad I can’t vote, I’m just a kid! (Smiles with the biggest dimples you ever did see)
As my first act as Senior Advisor, I will advise Mr. McBrayer to think about lowering the voting age to include everyone.Vote McBrayer ans Ruth.
Listen up chiquitas and bros…Justin and I have accumulated 1,787,207 signatures already for this election. Sure, they were mostly from senior citizens who weren’t fully congnizant and had no idea who we were or what was going on (most of them thought we were JKF and Roosevelt for some reason) and ok, the other half were from babies (by the way it is really hard to get a pen into the tiniest of hands). We also paid prostitutes from all over the country to sign…I think Justin paid them for other reasons but he really has a problem. We have already won the freak states…Alaska, Hawaii and Kentucky. It’s safe to say that we will become President and Vice President. It all comes down to a sudden death pillow fight inside of a prison cell to see which title Justin and I will get outta the two (the pillows are full of razor sharp shark teeth). We have also bribed all FOD members to vote for us…Chris Henchy didn’t want money…he wanted our souls for some reason, kinda weird. So…you can rest assured that when Justin and I aren’t drunk or on xanax, we will be the best leaders for this site. Thank you and that is all.
I sadly must decline the position of being Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, not because I am not honored that you would want me in said position, but because I am not a native citizen of Funny or Die and thus cannot run for any political offices. Plus I have duties elsewhere being King of the Zingdom Kingdom. I will however throw my hat in to be Ambassador to the Zingdom Kingdom for Dave McBrayer’s FOD campaign.
So Sayeth - The King of Zing.
There is no age limit on FOD to vote! If you are a member of FOD, then you are a registered voter. So go for it! And pass it on to all you other little friends!
austinlane said:
They all sound great, too bad I can’t vote, I’m just a kid! (Smiles with the biggest dimples you ever did see)
Very sad news indeed Mr. King of Zingdom. But we do understand. We will have to find another to help uphold the Dept. of Housing & Urban Development in Funny or Die Land. Any ideas out there people?
TheKingOfZing said:
I sadly must decline the position of being Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, not because I am not honored that you would want me in said position, but because I am not a native citizen of Funny or Die and thus cannot run for any political offices. Plus I have duties elsewhere being King of the Zingdom Kingdom. I will however throw my hat in to be Ambassador to the Zingdom Kingdom for Dave McBrayer’s FOD campaign.
So Sayeth - The King of Zing.
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