hi, i’m paul mcCartney and i believe i am in need of additional product endorsements. i mean, after performing at the Superbowl and having my face and music neatly packaged at 17,000 Starbuck’s locations…. well quite honestly, my marketing team and i are running out of ideas luv.. any suggestions? Heather is costing me a few pounds don’t ya know..

i dont like you paul. how dare you leave that one leg girl. shame on you

will you sing Silly Love songs? and dedicate it to My Momma

you guys made me snicker

thats what they pay me to do.

How bout Juniors Farm?

Is Paul British, or from the OH duh’s, you know CanOduh, South DakOduh, North Dak O duh, Minnes O duh? He asks the question: Heather is costing me a few pounds don’t ya know..

no i dont know.

please go into detail

Sir Paul,

I thought your ode (http://www.jibjab.com/view/197143) to Heather was a bit over the line, until I saw that dye job she did on your mop-top. What was that shade called anyway? Carrot Top?

hahaha

eddruckman said:

Sir Paul,

I thought your ode (http://www.jibjab.com/view/197143) to Heather was a bit over the line, until I saw that dye job she did on your mop-top. What was that shade called anyway? Carrot Top?

hehehehehehe

(ha)3 back atcha.

Glad I gave you ein laff, which is infinitely better than a laugh.

akin_animate said:

hahaha

eddruckman said:

Sir Paul,

I thought your ode (http://www.jibjab.com/view/197143) to Heather was a bit over the line, until I saw that dye job she did on your mop-top. What was that shade called anyway? Carrot Top?

true

eddruckman said:

(ha)3 back atcha.

Glad I gave you ein laff, which is infinitely better than a laugh.

akin_animate said:

hahaha

eddruckman said:

Sir Paul,

I thought your ode (http://www.jibjab.com/view/197143) to Heather was a bit over the line, until I saw that dye job she did on your mop-top. What was that shade called anyway? Carrot Top?

bAnD oN tHe RuN!

I told them not to drink the water when they were touring in Mexico. (RIM SHOT HERE)

DaveMcBrayer said:

bAnD oN tHe RuN!

hahaha.

eddruckman said:

I told them not to drink the water when they were touring in Mexico. (RIM SHOT HERE)

DaveMcBrayer said:

bAnD oN tHe RuN!

And my second show of the night is even better.

Watch me as I interview the two girls who lost out on the “Two Girls One Cup” roles because they were constipated.

akin_animate said:

hahaha.

eddruckman said:

I told them not to drink the water when they were touring in Mexico. (RIM SHOT HERE)

DaveMcBrayer said:

bAnD oN tHe RuN!

don’t forget to tip the waitress.

eddruckman said:

And my second show of the night is even better.

Watch me as I interview the two girls who lost out on the “Two Girls One Cup” roles because they were constipated.

akin_animate said:

hahaha.

eddruckman said:

I told them not to drink the water when they were touring in Mexico. (RIM SHOT HERE)

DaveMcBrayer said:

bAnD oN tHe RuN!

Tough year for Paulie…I heard he just had heart surgery…that Heather Mills is still killing him…pay the witch off…check that …if he has to pay her 100’s million that may really kill him..I think maybe he should pay for being an idiot for not getting her to sign a prenupt.

I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK ABOUT WHEN IM 64

lol

DaveMcBrayer said:

I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK ABOUT WHEN IM 64

ptjp said:

hi, i’m paul mcCartney and i believe i am in need of additional product endorsements. i mean, after performing at the Superbowl and having my face and music neatly packaged at 17,000 Starbuck’s locations…. well quite honestly, my marketing team and i are running out of ideas luv.. any suggestions? Heather is costing me a few pounds don’t ya know..

Yoko didn’t kill the Beatles…. PAUL did!!!!

He dumped her for a few mil, she has a verbal restraining order on her and she poured a glass of water over the judge’s head. Kinda like “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” but with H20. Poor Paul, hope he feels better now. Paul didn’t kill the Beatles, it was natural causes.

justjokes101 said:

Tough year for Paulie…I heard he just had heart surgery…that Heather Mills is still killing him…pay the witch off…check that …if he has to pay her 100’s million that may really kill him..I think maybe he should pay for being an idiot for not getting her to sign a prenupt.

no youre wrong, mick jagger talked john lennon into leaving the beatles

sonnyboo said:

ptjp said:

hi, i’m paul mcCartney and i believe i am in need of additional product endorsements. i mean, after performing at the Superbowl and having my face and music neatly packaged at 17,000 Starbuck’s locations…. well quite honestly, my marketing team and i are running out of ideas luv.. any suggestions? Heather is costing me a few pounds don’t ya know..

Yoko didn’t kill the Beatles…. PAUL did!!!!