im starting an evil empire join in and tell a friend

ok well ive beeen thinkin it over for quite some time now and after some time on the forums ive decided that yes im ready to take my internet relations to the next level of an evil empire all you need to do is list your evil henchman or henchwoman name and evil skill

like me im arch enemy and my evil skill is ruling the evil empire

I’m Nickylip.

My evil skill is the ability to manipulate people with my mind (almost like the Jedi mind trick, except 92% of the time, my skill only works half of the time) My other skill is the ability to join an empire and lie in wait in the shadows until the right time, at which time I overrun the empire and make it a super evil empire that I rule the way I see fit. This is typically the point when I drop the word gay from our empire’s name as well. Anyway, I hope I’m what you’re looking for, let me know as soon as you can because I will have to provide my current evil empire a two week notice or they will reduce my last paycheck to minimum wage.

I’m Olive_Juice. Fuck you, it is to scary. Anyway, my evil skill is writing evil newsletters and I’m hellbent on evil world domination. My henchman is monkey boy, be warned though, his evil skill is throwing his poo at you .

Long live E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E.

welcome aboard nickylip we will discuss the 410k at the henchperson mixer next month thanks for joining your compimentary coffe mug is in the mail….promise

Nickylip said:

I’m Nickylip.

My evil skill is the ability to manipulate people with my mind (almost like the Jedi mind trick, except 92% of the time, my skill only works half of the time) My other skill is the ability to join an empire and lie in wait in the shadows until the right time, and then overrun the empire and make it a super evil empire that I rule. This is typically the point when I drop the word gay from our empire’s name as well. Anyway, I hope I’m what you’re looking for, let me know as soon as you can because I will have to provide my current evil empire a two week notice or they will cut my paycheck to minimum wage.

It has been brought to my attention that some of our members would like to have a health plan, so maybe we can vote on that at the next E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E. meeting/social mixer.

i’m tarafara and my evil skill is taking candy from babies and putting the empty milk carton back in the fridge mwaaaaaaaa

yes yes olive juice i AM going to need evil documentation how else can i trow around my weight at the evil lord festival of lights with out the proper documentation parking is validated at the evil lair dont worry

olive_juice said:

I’m Olive_Juice. Fuck you, it is to scary. Anyway, my evil skill is writing evil newsletters and I’m hellbent on evil world domination. My henchman is monkey boy, be warned though, his evil skill is throwing his poo at you .

Long live E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E.

well tarafara i will need to be keepin the roommates in line so welcome to the E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E there is a henchperson coed soft ball team if youre interestede

tarafara said:

i’m tarafara and my evil skill is taking candy from babies and putting the empty milk carton back in the fridge mwaaaaaaaa

I will do your bidding master, until Nicky overthrows you, then I’ll do his bidding. Until then sir, is that a picture of you beating my evil henchman, monkey boy, on your FoD page?

is there a comprehensive medical plan with this organization?

arch enemy…

Your other evil ability appears to be the ability to string an evil sentence together wildly with spelling errors wherever the hell you see fit and absolutely no regard for the punctuation marks society has been telling you to use for all of these years. You sir, have completely renewed my faith in this organization.

Thanks for hiring Nickylip, you won’t be disappointed. (until of course I utilize my second evil ability and take the organization over, I’m sure that will disappoint you a little bit. I was actually a little suprised that you let me join with that type of ability on the application.)

um yes it is …but it was a training simulation of what i do if you take the last ding dong- i know an over reaction what can i say i am the arch_enemy

olive_juice said:

I will do your bidding master, until Nicky overthrows you, then I’ll do his bidding. Until then sir, is that a picture of you beating my evil henchman, monkey boy, on your FoD page?

due to the risk of toe stubbage and paper cuts the cooroporate officers have revoked the med plan but i assure you we might have an old first aid kit in the garage

tarafara said:

is there a comprehensive medical plan with this organization?

well thanks for having faith and the whole overthowing thing it wouldnt be the first time hell whats an evil empire without a little mutany huh and as for the punctuation usage…......i have no time for it im running an empire

Nickylip said:

arch enemy…

Your other evil ability appears to be the ability to string an evil sentence together wildly with spelling errors wherever the hell you see fit and absolutely no regard for the punctuation marks society has been telling you to use for all of these years. You sir, have completely renewed my faith in this organization.

Thanks for hiring Nickylip, you won’t be disappointed. (until of course I utilize my second evil ability and take the organization over, I’m sure that will disappoint you a little bit. I was actually a little suprised that you let me join with that type of ability on the application.)

RE: E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E. Christmas party

The E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E. Christmas party will be held at Golden Corrall this year due to monetary constraints. I know many of you expressed your desire to have it at Applebee’s, but they cannot accomodate evil parties of 15 or more. Please R.S.V.P. by Aug.1st. Our reservations have to be in by the 10th or we will lose the room.

everyone thank olive juice for setting that up remember the evil gift exchange will be promptly after the appatizer buffet

olive_juice said:

RE: E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E. Christmas party

The E.L.O.G.V.T.A.E. Christmas party will be held at Golden Corrall this year due to monetary constraints. I know many of you expressed your desire to have it at Applebee’s, but they cannot accomodate evil parties of 15 or more. Please R.S.V.P. by Aug.1st. Our reservations have to be in by the 10th or we will lose the room.

golden coral…classy. I’ll bring the boones farm strawberry hill that’ll be my contribution to the festivities

Then well rock out with our evil cocks out!!!

arent you a girl though?

olive_juice said:

Then well rock out with our evil cocks out!!!

Hello everyone. I’d like to formally submit my two week notice, I’ll be leaving the empire. First off, I haven’t been seeing eye to eye with management (making fun of my evil speedo behind my back? come on!) the final straw was the evil jet getting stolen by John Lip. I think I’m going to ask him if there’s room for one more in his empire. Anyway, it has been fun and I know you guys will do great and evil things without me. It’s not you guys, it’s me, I promise.

Do they have a pension plan over at John’s evil lair because I’m not sure a 401K is going to cover the cost of my evil retirement?

I’m Ryan George. My evil ability is sometimes pretending I don’t hear or understand people, so they have to rephrase/repeat what they just said. It may not seem very serious, but it can get pretty frustrating for them.

what did you say ryan sorry i was starring at my shoe but what ever you will fit right in

Ryan George said:

I’m Ryan George. My evil ability is sometimes pretending I don’t hear or understand people, so they have to rephrase/repeat what they just said. It may not seem very serious, but it can get pretty frustrating for them.

she means we’ll jam out with our evil clams out

Piffany said:

arent you a girl though?

olive_juice said:

Then well rock out with our evil cocks out!!!

Thrash out with your gash out perhaps???

tarafara said:

she means we’ll jam out with our evil clams out

Piffany said:

arent you a girl though?

olive_juice said:

Then well rock out with our evil cocks out!!!