randomness

this is where u can just talk about completly random stuff

like deja vu? sweet.

I love Dennis Franz. Love him. In an abnormal sort of way I think. Sometimes I’m even afraid of how much I love Dennis Franz.

That was awkward. Quick, somebody tell a secret !

This one time I followed a cat home… I didnt realize it was a trap. He vaccinated me. He vaccinated me pretty bad.

I keep getting stuck behind women with “me-view” mirrors in traffic. They’re fine at stop lights, but once it turns green, they have to check hair and make-up, coddle the kid in the back seat, change the radio station, make a phone call, play the banjo with their toes, pedicure while playing banjo, ...cry just because…, dig in their bottomless purse, butt dance, use oil change coupon to blot face mask (I think they call it foundation), pull their bra through an arm sleeve and plan their wedding…...ALL AT THE SAME TIME!........(Tucson traffic)

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Mr_E said:

I keep getting stuck behind women with “me-view” mirrors in traffic. They’re fine at stop lights, but once it turns green, they have to check hair and make-up, coddle the kid in the back seat, change the radio station, make a phone call, play the banjo with their toes, pedicure while playing banjo, ...cry just because…, dig in their bottomless purse, butt dance, use oil change coupon to blot face mask (I think they call it foundation), pull their bra through an arm sleeve and plan their wedding…...ALL AT THE SAME TIME!........(Tucson traffic)

Enteric coated tablets.

Those bra straps can be a real bitch.

The room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter.

Whose better-Jay? Silent Bob? Or afroman?

Silent Bob because he is the mastermind.

On a side note, T.G.I.F. you sexy bastards!

Which is more sexually attractive? An old leather chair? Or a history exam?

An old leathery skinned history teacher giving an oral exam from a chair!!!

i love steve mcqueen – ‘cept he’s dead and he’ll never know how much i really love him…life is cruel.

Life is not cruel nor does it suck.

How exactly can silent bob be a mastermind-as much a he smokes im surprised he has brain cells left. Afroman is much cooler.

The Beastie boys rock my world.

Feet sometimes stink

Dave is cute

Shaughan doesn’t like to do laundry…well

I spelled Shaughn’s name wrong – he’ll have to get over it

Piffany is a beauty queen sista friend

My eye was stolen yesterday…it was returned in a questionable condition

I love this forum…it makes me horny

Horsemeat it delcicous!! and nutrious!