Worst places to shart

During a wedding ceremony…

at the gynocologist

At a funeral… while giving a eulogy.

after you get out of the shower

In your pants

Playing twister

while you’re murdering homeless people in a dark alley….. embarassing

at a tennis match, while wearing your best whites…

at a parent teacher conference.

in an elevator, no, wait, a glass elevator, or would that be the best place…

how about someone else’s pants…better or worse? Guess it depends on your point of view!

RandomWhiteGuy said:

In your pants

Ryan George said:

while you’re murdering homeless people in a dark alley….. embarassing

at least there will be no witnesses

How would you know? Just curious. On a first date making out…

Ryan George said:

at the gynocologist

Oh, well I have a vagina.

lily18 said:

How would you know? Just curious. On a first date making out…

Ryan George said:

at the gynocologist

While sitting on Santa’s lap.

true story, this year during a jv game a kid took a pre-game shit and guess he didnt wipe enough and got a itchy crack cause we could see his shit stains through his shorts, so i would say a basketball game

Sorry, you looked like a dude. My mistake.

Ryan George said:

Oh, well I have a vagina.

lily18 said:

How would you know? Just curious. On a first date making out…

Ryan George said:

at the gynocologist

Pool party

No worries, I get that a lot.

lily18 said:

Sorry, you looked like a dude. My mistake.

Ryan George said:

Oh, well I have a vagina.

lily18 said:

How would you know? Just curious. On a first date making out…

Ryan George said:

at the gynocologist

Hey, if I were a lesbian, I would tap that—lol. Oh, the worst possible place to shart is in Church—-I mean, it could be the Church of Satan and it would still be bad.

Ryan George said:

No worries, I get that a lot.

lily18 said:

Sorry, you looked like a dude. My mistake.

Ryan George said:

Oh, well I have a vagina.

lily18 said:

How would you know? Just curious. On a first date making out…

Ryan George said:

at the gynocologist

While helping underpriveleged urban delinquints learn the joys of fingerpainting

Please, been there did that . Something original. Like “assisting interplanetary beings with social etiquette”.

When you’re receiving oral sex of mouth.