FOD Truths

FACT: Curtis Covington and I grew up in the same hometown, a burb of Nashville, Murfreesboro, TN. I’m so proud because I think he’s so funny. Although the guys who actually act like his character are why the hell I left town…

Your turn. Please try to keep it real, people.

FACT: I am from the same city as Jon Lajoie.

Fact: I’m actually a big, bearded, gay trucker named Bubba.

Fact, Emma posts things that burst my diaper.

Emma said:

Fact: I’m actually a big, bearded, gay trucker named Bubba.

Fact: I want to be easily dissolved.

Fact: I love the Upright Citizens Brigade. Duh.

Fact: Nate Chambers my new buddy and aspiring director and filmmaker grew up in my home state of Georgia but now lives in a “burb” of Nashville in Murfreesboro where SJP and Curtis Covington grew up I however live in White Bluff a burb of Dickson TN, which is a Burb of Nashville. I like to eat HOT FRIES!

FOD helped me get back my mojo. My comedy mojo. Honest.

FACT: I kept garbage around as props for a vid…and in the clip I just uploaded there is an insect flying out of my refrigerator. You can see it.

FACT: Dave McBrayer molests collies.

FACT: 67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

fact: you can get 80% of people to believe 20% of the time

Fact: something that actually exists; reality; truth

fact: mom thought that i had a flat tire, but i really had my ankles behind my ears

Fact: I molest Shihtzu’s Carl!

fact: i have pictures

FACT: FOD spelled backwards is DOOF.

Fact: I would have enjoyed tara’s pictures much more if they were of hotties in uniform. Or cheesecake.

FACT: I’ve had nude pictures of myself in my FOD pictures section for months and nobody has noticed.

FACT: I’ve been looking at those nude photos of Ryan since he put them up on his page but I stopped after I was contacted by Dateline with Chris Hanson.

fact: those nudes were of my 80 yr old grandfather the fuzziness was his wrinkles blowing in the breeze.

Fact: I sometimes post on my own profile just to pad my talkative and commented stats… I can do nothing about my small fan base though.

Fact 1: I tried to solicit sex through FOD.

Fact 2: People sometimes have a FOD profile picture of a hot woman but really are horny men.

Fact 3: Never agree to meet in a hotel room. There is only one exit and it can easily be blocked once you step into his trap!

fact: life is a rollercoaster…it goes up and down and sometimes you throw up

FACT: Ohio is a myth and doesn’t really exist.