Yo mama

Yo mama is such a hypochondriac she’s developed a psychosomatic siamese sister.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Forest Gump is a documentary.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she wears red, people shout out “Hey, Kool-Aid”!

yo momma is so stupid, she thought a light saber was low in calories

Yo mama is so ulgy she made an onion cry

Yo momma so poor the mat on her doorstep says welfare.

Yo momma so nasty, her crabs have AIDS.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks that China can actually further itself as a leading nation by focusing less on exporting, and focusing more on their own manufacturing and consumer market.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she hears “the dozens” she thinks it’s donuts.

Yo mama is so skeptical she keeps monitoring her watch, in case it should… shall we say lie about the time ?

yo momma is so concerned about global warming… she ate all the polar bears, cause she’s fat too.

Yo mama’s potato salad is so disgusting I… er… I dunno… I’d rather eat a foot ?

Sure, yo mama’s ugly and smells funny, but… who cares about those superficialities ?

Sure, yo mama’s ugly and smells funny… but at least nobody’s asking you tu fuck her !

Yo mama’s so gluttonous, if she was in a zombie movie, she would be eating the zombies.

Yo mama’s so far-sighted she can only read stuff that’s actually written on her eyes.

Yo momma is a pleasant woman, I have to admit.

Yo moma is so fat that when people see her in the street they make comments to themselves about how overweight she is. The thing is, she knows she’s obese, but can’t seem to keep motivated to lose the weight. She’s tried everything: diets, pills, exercise machines. She just can’t stick to anything for more than a few days. It’s getting to be a real problem. She might have to get gastric bypass surgery if this keeps up, I mean it’s really, really unhealthy. And it’s not even like genetic or anything like that, it is real fat, that she gained from eating too much saturated fats, and not getting enough proper excercise. Maybe if YOU started making healthier choices and implementing them into YOUR lifestyle, it would motivate her to do the same. My prayers are with her.

oh, snap!

Yeah and I didn’t even mention the problem of all the excess skin if she manages to lose the weight. It’s really not a pleasant situation.

what about the tiger stripes (stretch marks sounds so mean, this makes it more exotic)?

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote.

Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo Mama’s so loose she uses a wiffleball bat for a BOB!

Yo moms is so tuff, she can blow a bubble with a jaw-breaker.

your mom is a plumber.