Hey Jesus, what's up?!?

If you caught Jesus Christ in a strip club, what would you say to him?

I’d say, “Can I borrow a dollar man?”

Dude—I know you!!!!!! how bout turning this water into Jagerbombs!!! oh yeah, and can I borrow a dollar…

By the way Jenn, nice to see I’m not the only baltimoron here—welcome to the show…

You might be able to walk on water, my friend, but have you ever tried to dance in 9 inch heels?

If Jesus was in a strip club enjoying the sights and drinks. I’d say to him, “So, does this mean my ebony porn addiction is OK?”

lmao, at Emma’s comment—you’d have to at least offer to buy him a drink before thinking he’d get on stage to try…

Hey Mister!! Those hands are for healing only! Touch my ass again and youre OUT!!!

Hey dude, I know you see alot of bush burning, but..

You know, I think I would have to buy him a lap dance—think I could use all the brownie points i can get..

You’d certainly know he was there….the stigmata wounds would be trailing blood all over the place

Business was booming till you showed up! Way to turn off the customers, Jesus!

I’ll probably burn in hell for this but…do ya think if he put his hands over his eyes he could still see the strippers?

I like that a lot…..He’d not be able to eat any of the complimentary skittles either….the’d just fall throught he holes….my place in hell was confirmed a long time ago

I’d say”perform a miracle and change these dollars into hundreds, don’t be cheap WWJD?”

lmao, no complimentary skittles—hahahahahahahaha

Who would eat out of the community bowl of skittles anyway?.........lol…......... Sick and wrong, I’m sure personal hygiene is a top priority at a strip club.

I would…(I have no shame…)

There’s complimentary Skittles in strip clubs?

evidently so, Mike i know you’d wash your hands before eating out of it though….......lol

only at the more upscale boobie bars of course, and you don’t actually reach into the dish with your hand, they have a little silver spoon….

of course my next question is: do you kow where the spoon has been?

If my wife catches me in here dude, she’s gonna crucify me!

Damn it Tara, if this keeps up I’ll be walking around with a bottle antibacterial hand lotion all the time—maybe I should give up the skittles (unless of course they are wrapped in “fun size” packages0

lmao mike, fun size will work but you have to be careful that they’re not recycled packages…..

ok so maybe it wasn’t a strip bar where i got complimentary skittles it was just a normal bar, ok then it wasn’t a bar at all it was just some coffee shop …..ok then I just had a bag of skittles in my pocket whilst I spying on women trying on clothes in the changin rooms in GAP…Don’t judge me…its an illness with doctors and pills…..

don’t judge me monkey…....... :)

i like doctors and pills.