What do you get when you go for Coffee?

Just coffee? Cappuccino? Some cold shit with whipped cream?

It really depends on the weather for me. If it’s a hot day, I get a cold beverage. If it’s a cold day, my beverage is warm.

Im make my own coffee, cold cuz i live in a desert and if i drank hot coffee i would have raging swamp ass by the time i reached my car. I do make a mean iced coffee though, and when im not at work i set up a cardboard lemonaide-like stand on my corner and sell it for $18 a cup. The secret is to add the meth into the hot coffee, mix your creams and sugars and what not, then pour over ice. My regulars keep coming back no matter what i charge.

If I make it at home, which is most of the time, Green Mountain french roast that I grind myself and put into a french press. Black, no sugar. Heaven on fucking earth!

At Starbucks or Dunkin’ Donuts, double latte with skim milk and two raw sugars.

Why do you care, Carl? Are you an operative for Juan Valdez?

I get coffee rage, 2 cups and I turn into Gordon Ghecko so I steer clear as much as possible, Green Tea for me!

When I make it at home, I grind organic Sumatra beans, and prepare it in my Bialetti. I like really strong, small cups throughout the day. If I go to a coffeehouse- latte w/ raw sugar, and organic milk or soy.

wow i didn’t even think about coffee at home- i get really lazy when i’m on summer break and forget about the 2 cups i brew every morning when at school. this thread is making me want to go out and buy all kinds of fancy beans with names i can’t pronounce.

I have a gizmo coffee machine at home with a timer, so I got that going for me, which is nice. I put some milk and brown sugar in there and wollah! Otherwise I put ice in a cup at the 7-11, Wawa, whatever (anybody else have Wawa gas stations? They rock.) I only do a cup a day. Green tea is way better for the bod so I try to get some of that. I sniff it though. Thru the eyes. Good dimes.

I didn’t know you drove a Bialetti. How’s the gas mileage on that sporty car?

NoelleD said:

When I make it at home, I grind organic Sumatra beans, and prepare it in my Bialetti. I like really strong, small cups throughout the day. If I go to a coffeehouse- latte w/ raw sugar, and organic milk or soy.

You sniff green tea, too? I like it the classic way- through the nostrils. Makes me feel like I’m reliving all those coke binges. Ah, good times!

gottadime said:

I have a gizmo coffee machine at home with a timer, so I got that going for me, which is nice. I put some milk and brown sugar in there and wollah! Otherwise I put ice in a cup at the 7-11, Wawa, whatever (anybody else have Wawa gas stations? They rock.) I only do a cup a day. Green tea is way better for the bod so I try to get some of that. I sniff it though. Thru the eyes. Good dimes.

Gas mileage sucks, but at least I look cool.

gottadime said:

I didn’t know you drove a Bialetti. How’s the gas mileage on that sporty car?

NoelleD said:

When I make it at home, I grind organic Sumatra beans, and prepare it in my Bialetti. I like really strong, small cups throughout the day. If I go to a coffeehouse- latte w/ raw sugar, and organic milk or soy.

gottadime said:

I have a gizmo coffee machine at home with a timer, so I got that going for me, which is nice. ...... Good dimes.

NICE!!!

I go for the scones and stay for the mochas.(no foam)

I get to feel like a sucker

plain old coffee, light and sweet. not a tall, not a grande, just a regular frickin’ size. in a styrofoam cup, not one of those central perk type oversized mug thingies that you have to hold with two hands (i mean, how thefrick am I supposed to smoke a cigarette holding that?)

now, what do I put on my bagel? Totally different story.

I prefer the biggest can of low-carb monster energy the gas station sells. They have them with little lids on them now so I can save some for later… but I usually just end up drinkin the whole thing anyway. Expensive habit!

Diabetes causing habit. Ill be okay tho cuz i only drink the juiced ones. Gotta get your fruit servings, whether it comes with 112 grams of sugar or not.

I get a headache. Dark, Light, roast, blend, brew, organic, fair trade, espresso, latte, cappuccino, wet, dry, iced, flavored, shots, cream, soy, froth, drizzle? Jesus, I’ll take a water…. and a muffin. No I don’t want it heated up just f**king give it to me.

Oh so now you have to run to the manager, “oh please manager help me deal with this customer who simply wanted a cold muffin, not a nice warm nuked to shit one.”

No I am not going to leave. I have money and in America thats all ya need to get what you want which in this case is a water and that muffin right there, right now.

Bull shit, you know how many times I’ve heard that and the cops are never called?

Well, you’re johnny on the spot. Officer Smith is it? Look I’ll double whatever they’re paying ya. How much? Come on just tell me how many dough nuts its gonna take. ya fat bastard. Don’t act like its not true. you like what they’re pushing and your hooked!

Fine take me to jail. At least there I know if I get a muffin it’s sure to be cold, and the coffees just like my cell mate, black and been there for awhile.

I take it chewed till it’s a fine mush by a 70-year-old French hooker named Brigette, and regurgitated into my mouth like a mama bird feeding its young.

Yeah, I’m artistic like that.

I’m more of a chai or tea person, but I’m versatile and like just about everything.

Check out this place…So good! You can order tea leaves.

http://www.teavana.com/default.aspx

Hot or even moderately warm!

Since I was addicted early (Cafe au Lait in my baby bottle) I will usually get a double espresso, extra cup and fill it with half milk, then add the espresso and 6 sugars.

i’ve been going to the coffee bean for ice blended nonsense with the whipped cream. i like to add an extra boost of caffeine, which they offer for 50 cents, but to get that i need to call it an “extreme” ice blended. i have a lot of problems doing this.

I like my coffee cold-even though it was meant to be hot.

I like the “fake cappucino” from BP, I add lots and lots of the coffemate irishcreamers and alot of sugar in the raw 4 packets…. I get so hopped up and then I crash real hard. But hey thats how I roll mowfoe.