Life Lessons in Music..
What are the words of wisdom passed on from your favourite artists?
I have learned …
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Dont eat the yellow snow -Frank Zappa.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. -Spice Girls.
Its tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a ryhme that’s right on time, its tricky! – RUN DMC as Dave corrected me NOT Beastie Boys.
don’t be afraid to let them show your true colors -Cyndi Lauper
Girl dont Go Away Mad, Girl Just Go Away- Motley Crue
Day after day Im more confused- Dobie Gray
Use me til you used me up- Bill Withers
All I really want is GIRLS- Beastie Boys
Imagine that Me workin’ for you- Five man electrical band
Lol True. Its still Tricky haha!
DaveMcBrayer said:
Emma said:
What are the words of wisdom passed on from your favourite artists?
I have learned …
...
Dont eat the yellow snow -Frank Zappa.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. -Spice Girls.
Its tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a ryhme that’s right on time, its tricky! -Beastie Boys. ummm….......... Thats RUN DMC off Raising Hell
“Hide your gold, The girl is crafty like ice is cold!”-beastie boys
When youre young you get sad, so you get high -Ryan Adams
Inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack -Kriss Kross
2 out of 3 aint bad -Meatloaf
“Don’t let your mouth write a check that your tail can’t cash—-Bo Diddley
“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need”—-Rolling Stones
“You got to fight…for your right…to parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!”—-Beastie Boys
“Hey, hey, You, you, I don’t like your girlfriend, No way, no way, Think you need a new one, Hey, hey, You, you, I could be your girlfriend, Hey, hey, You, you, I know that you like me, No way, no way, No its not a secret, Hey, hey, You, you, I want to be your girlfriend.” -Avril Lavagina
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Don’t waste your time or time will waste you. Muse .
also.. My homeboy’s try to warn me, but that butt you got make me so horny. -Sir Mixalot
All in all, you’re just another dick with no balls – Bloodhound Gang
Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when i show my piece, complaints cease, something’s odd, I feel like I’m God, You stupid dumb-shit god-damn motherfucker!
Offspring
you gotta keep em seperated- Offspring ( these words of wisdom are extra handy if you are juggling 3 or 4 women a week)
Dude looks like a lady: aerosmith..fool me once shame on you, fool me into marrying him/her shame on me
I’m waiting, I’m praying, realize, start hating.
Breathe- Breaking Benjamin
Well maybe it is just the time of year, or maybe it’s the time of man. And I dont know who l am, but you know life is for learning. We are stardust, we are golden. We are caught in the devil’s bargain. And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Joni Mitchell, “Woodstock”
Most people I know think that I’m crazy -Billy Thorpe
Too young to hold on , too old to just break free and run -Jeff Buckley
Never gonna give you up , Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. -Rick Astley
“Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.” Wrap your brain around that one.
“YO…Camouflaged chameleon. Niggas scaling your building. No time to grab the gun I already got your wife and children.” GZA
“Even if it takes the death of me.. To make history.. THE WHOLE WORLD WILL REMEMBER MY MISERY”!!!! ONYX
“My bum is on the Sweeeeedish…The Sweeeeeedish”. Tom Green.
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