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Self Racism
Leave a racist remark/joke about YOUR OWN race. If you can’t poke a little fun at your culture then what the hell are you doing on FOD anyway?
Damn beaners!!! taking all the good dish-washing and strawberry picking jobs.
You know it’s a fact that us Whop Italians couldn’t talk if we didn’t have hands! Hell, I don’t even know why we speak. We use our hands so much, we should just use sign language!
Us irish/italian/canadians….. umm… We consume a lot of potatoes and maple syrup and alcohol and pizza and beer and spaghetti?
I would make a joke about being Irish but I’m too busy getting drunk and beating my wife, also I have a bomb to make and some lucky charms to find
To be sure to be sure to be sure, begorrah
It really frustrates me; As a Jew, I should be controlling the media and secretly changing history’s course for the good of our circumsized brethren in a sinister anti-aryan conspiracy, but I don’t feel like I have any power at all. I’m a brokeass college student. If every Jew has a part in owning a part of the media, then I guess I’m stuck with PBS, because I don’t have any fucking influence anywhere.
The worst part of being a black mexican jew is that when I steal my own car to collect the insurance, my premiums go up so high Ihave to sell myself moldy motza balls just to feed my 12 kids
That would make a great made for TV movie! What are the names of all your kids?
Funnebone said:
The worst part of being a black mexican jew is that when I steal my own car to collect the insurance, my premiums go up so high Ihave to sell myself moldy motza balls just to feed my 12 kids
Tyreese Moishe Gonzalez
NumpsiesSister said:
That would make a great made for TV movie! What are the names of all your kids?
Funnebone said:
The worst part of being a black mexican jew is that when I steal my own car to collect the insurance, my premiums go up so high Ihave to sell myself moldy motza balls just to feed my 12 kids
Wow, white people are just so friggin’ awesome! You wanna talk about EMPLOYABLE? Whitey takes the cake! And what’s with all the white guys being the CEO’s of very large companies? I suck at this game.
Erica Johnson said:
It wouldn’t be keeping it real if I did that.
I nodded slowly while reading this post. Not only do I have to agree, but this is going to be my go to reason for not doing just about anything. It’s almost impossible to argue with.
Well, as a Native American/Irish girl, all I can say is I’m glad they sell booze on the rez’ cause you when we “go off the reservation”, something crazy is gonna happen!
I’m a little bit Polish. We are too stupid to call anyone a racist when they tell a joke about pollocks.We even laugh along with them.
the irish stereotypes have been taken care of, i’m glad, because men’s brains are bigger than women’s and i can’t think of things like they do. plus they are right all of the time.
Rule #450 of being black: you don’t make fun of being black unless you are with black friends or in a comedy club full of black people and maaaaaybe that obligatory 2-4 white people.
LOL
The Scots are a bunch of drunk fuckers who either get destructive, piss in the street or become unintelligible and fall down.
Erica can you forward me that black handbook ? I am running out of material at rallies
being English – just watch any monty python movie or Sean of the Dead – pretty much sums us english folk up. Oh and don’t forget the wicker man (we’ve a dark side as well)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ….. damn. Nope, can’t help you there, you guys are gonna have to get your own material.
Funnebone said:
Erica can you forward me that black handbook ? I am running out of material at rallies
Thats the worst one of all, Im white and I still can’t get a decent job.
Noun said:
Wow, white people are just so friggin’ awesome! You wanna talk about EMPLOYABLE? Whitey takes the cake! And what’s with all the white guys being the CEO’s of very large companies? I suck at this game.
I liked Wicker Man and Monty Python—-the “sperm dance’ was hysterical. Anyway, beiing Native American/Baptist/English/Wiccan/Scandinavian/French leaves such a huge slice to make fun of I am sure to get in trouble.
BeetNeek said:
being English – just watch any monty python movie or Sean of the Dead – pretty much sums us english folk up. Oh and don’t forget the wicker man (we’ve a dark side as well)
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