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EdRyan
EdRyan

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Take the survey, I’m 33% gay which is pretty cool by me

Take a craic at it and post your result!

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

I am only 20%....and I bet if I didnt shave my pubes and like lesbo porn id be below10%

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Noun
Noun

I know it is irrelevant, but this is my 1000th comment! Wow…..I’ve actually made 1000 comments? Damn, that’s gay.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Willbuerto
Willbuerto

26% percent of myself must be purified…quick, to the baptist church!

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Ryan George
Ryan George

I’m 23% homosexual. Basically the parts on my body between my toes and my shins enjoy a nice sausage in the rear once in a while.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

I am only 3% gay, so I should be like, staying away from practically everyone in my ‘hood. Except for the gay guys, whom I adore.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Noun
Noun

I thought I was pretty straight, but I got a 99%. I think I messed up on the question, “Would you rather drive a Nissan Maxima or a Black Guy’s Ass?”

- posted about 3 months ago
 
DaveMcBrayer
DaveMcBrayer

Damn I never knew I was Gay, Hmm I have only had sex with women though. Never looked at a guy and thought nice abs, or ass. Oh well the internet is so informative.For some reason I really enjoy the straight lifestyle. What do I do now?

- posted about 3 months ago
 
macadoughshus
macadoughshus

The survey said I was so gay that my anus has lips like a vagina. WOW! Now that’s gay. I guess it’s time to grow a thick mustache, wear some aviators, do lots of coke, and buy the “Ethel Merhmann Disco Dance Party” album.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

mac are you and your analabia free this week?

- posted about 3 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

Now THAT is an interesting mental image! It made me laugh and cringe at the same time! Good stuff

macadoughshus said:


The survey said I was so gay that my anus has lips like a vagina. WOW! Now that’s gay. I guess it’s time to grow a thick mustache, wear some aviators, do lots of coke, and buy the “Ethel Merhmann Disco Dance Party” album.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
jaysunem
jaysunem

So I am 33% gay according to the gay-o-meter. That is way to gay for me. I think i am going to go change my oil and look at some porn maybe that will help lower my score.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

Jaysun the people over at gay-o-meter felt that you were not anyone they want to be associated with gay so they have lowered everyones score by 35%. The good news is that you arent gay, the bad news is that being gay was your only hope of getting laid.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
tarafara
tarafara

mmm it says I’m 100% gay. Yes, I change my own oil, I like looking at porn and porn isn’t demeaning. Who cares if the house is decorated and yes, I’d like to shave my head. but thanks to funnebone’s new scoring system i’m now only 65% gay.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

tara the gay-o-meter is applying an affirmative action curve, you’ve been afforded 65 points due to you being mentally challenged, liking flannel and having a goatee

- posted about 3 months ago
 
cptspaulding
cptspaulding

13%

- posted about 3 months ago
 
NoelleD
NoelleD

I’m 46% gay. Hmmm…

- posted about 3 months ago
 
JediMasterCheryl
JediMasterCheryl

43% – and I am a well adjusted hetero babe?

I think the results are skewed as I know how to change the oil in any car.

There are some things you learn as a Jedi Master if you want to keep your ship running on a deserted planet like Wyoming.

JMC

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

NoelleD said:


I’m 46% gay. Hmmm…

I hope your vagina is included in the other 54% or I am going to have to start fantasizing about Noun

- posted about 3 months ago
 
tarafara
tarafara

that’s only on the weekends…

Funnebone said:


tara the gay-o-meter is applying an affirmative action curve, you’ve been afforded 65 points due to you being mentally challenged, liking flannel and having a goatee

- posted about 3 months ago
 
SouthernJewishPrincess
SouthernJewishPrincess

I’m 30% gay but 100% sure I need to get a life because I took the time to take that test.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

“get a life”....southern all of your problems can’t be solved by buying new shoes and getting felt up on buses.

SouthernJewishPrincess said:


I’m 30% gay but 100% sure I need to get a life because I took the time to take that test.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

30% gay in girls is feeling each others boobs for comparison 30% gay in guys is wearing a blue tooth and owning a cat

- posted about 3 months ago
 
BeetNeek
BeetNeek

i’m really, really happy, except when I’m really, really sad.

- posted about 3 months ago
 
macadoughshus
macadoughshus

NoelleD said:


I’m 46% gay. Hmmm…

Do you have an Adam’s apple?

- posted about 3 months ago