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psychicmediumspasoff
psychicmediumspasoff

We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.

psychicmediumspasoff said:


We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
psychicmediumspasoff
psychicmediumspasoff

Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff

lily18 said:


If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.

psychicmediumspasoff said:


We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
riffleraffle
riffleraffle

Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

I was just trying to help with the breast milk marketing campaign. And I do not think we are allowed to discuss medical stuff on this site…IMHO.

psychicmediumspasoff said:


Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff


lily18 said:


If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.

psychicmediumspasoff said:


We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
psychicmediumspasoff
psychicmediumspasoff

I would talk about what every you would like…

lily18 said:


I was just trying to help with the breast milk marketing campaign. And I do not think we are allowed to discuss medical stuff on this site…IMHO.


psychicmediumspasoff said:


Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff


lily18 said:


If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.

psychicmediumspasoff said:


We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….

riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
ajcoyote
ajcoyote

Heh, some people probably have fetishes for that stuff and would probably pay a lot for it. I on the other hand, prefer the milk that comes from a cows teat.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

Would it cost more or less if you were to actually pump the milk yourself?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
BeetNeek
BeetNeek

probably more – mind it’s good to keep abreast of current social developments

- posted about 2 months ago
 
Pappabigfoot
Pappabigfoot

For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
ajcoyote
ajcoyote

Pappabigfoot said:


For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.

In that case, will you excrete some milk from my grandmas ta tas?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
psychicmediumspasoff
psychicmediumspasoff

In this market, I don’t believe it would go for free. But you might be able to represent these women and get a commission. The milk man returns.

Pappabigfoot said:


For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

Is it just me, or is sex with old ladies a big thing in the forums these days? Granny sex and dead babies?! Stop the insanity!!!!

ajcoyote said:


Pappabigfoot said:


For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.


In that case, will you excrete some milk from my grandmas ta tas?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
ajcoyote
ajcoyote

Are you crazy?! Thats like 3/4ths of my material…lets not be too haste.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
Funnebone
Funnebone

aj you were crying about fucking chickens….prude…and nump..call me in 40 years and we will talk

- posted about 2 months ago
 
ajcoyote
ajcoyote

Funnebone said:


aj you were crying about fucking chickens….prude…and nump..call me in 40 years and we will talk

I just prefer goats, chickens are a bit peckish…ever heard the cry of a goat when you hit his perfect spot? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

- posted about 2 months ago
 
ZYBLMNL
ZYBLMNL

i could use my economic stimulus check to buy some …that would help to keep something flowing anyway. i don’t think i would want to drink milk from some pretty young womans breast though..i prefer milk that comes from cows.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
SouthernJewishPrincess
SouthernJewishPrincess

I dunno, I think I’ve seen several posts and vids concerning herpes and yeast infections around here…

lily18 said:


Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….


riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.

lily18 said:


Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….


riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

Have you ever tasted breast milk? Ok then, don’t knock it till you try it!

ZYBLMNL said:


i could use my economic stimulus check to buy some …that would help to keep something flowing anyway. i don’t think i would want to drink milk from some pretty young womans breast though..i prefer milk that comes from cows.

- posted about 2 months ago
 
SouthernJewishPrincess
SouthernJewishPrincess

Um. Like you are?

NumpsiesSister said:


I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.


lily18 said:


Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….


riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

Me? Think like a nazi? You know, I AM German. So I guess I can slide on this one. But I need to ask, do you see me shoving my opinion down everyones throats? Do you see me telling people to stop talking about a subject because it’s gross or out of line? No. So lick me where I pee, and take your place in the Nazi party!

SouthernJewishPrincess said:


Um. Like you are?


NumpsiesSister said:


I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.


lily18 said:


Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….


riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

I was merely referring to this post. Personal medications and stuff. Don’t want FOD to get in trouble, JMHO.

riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago
 
NumpsiesSister
NumpsiesSister

Did you take YOUR medications today? I know I did :D

lily18 said:


I was merely referring to this post. Personal medications and stuff. Don’t want FOD to get in trouble, JMHO.


riffleraffle said:


Spasoff have you been taking your meds?

- posted about 2 months ago