Breast Milk For Sale
We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?
If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?
Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff
lily18 said:
If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?
I was just trying to help with the breast milk marketing campaign. And I do not think we are allowed to discuss medical stuff on this site…IMHO.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff
lily18 said:
If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?
I would talk about what every you would like…
lily18 said:
I was just trying to help with the breast milk marketing campaign. And I do not think we are allowed to discuss medical stuff on this site…IMHO.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
Your so right! Interesting Much Love and Lighht Psychic medium spasoff
lily18 said:
If this was the US, I understand. Peeps need money. But she really needs to clarify “organic, pasteurized breast milk.” Otherwise she could have…diseases and stuff.
psychicmediumspasoff said:
We could change the topic: Have you heard in the news about this lady who was trying to sell her breast Milk? I thought selling lemonade would be hard. “Mary Heller, 22, took out an ad in The Gazette newspaper offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer”. Nobody took her up onthe deal, yet What do you think?
Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
Heh, some people probably have fetishes for that stuff and would probably pay a lot for it. I on the other hand, prefer the milk that comes from a cows teat.
Would it cost more or less if you were to actually pump the milk yourself?
probably more – mind it’s good to keep abreast of current social developments
For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.
Pappabigfoot said:
For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.
In that case, will you excrete some milk from my grandmas ta tas?
In this market, I don’t believe it would go for free. But you might be able to represent these women and get a commission. The milk man returns.
Pappabigfoot said:
For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.
Is it just me, or is sex with old ladies a big thing in the forums these days? Granny sex and dead babies?! Stop the insanity!!!!
ajcoyote said:
Pappabigfoot said:
For any woman who is intereseted in taking on this amazing enterprise for a possible career change….I would just like to say that I would honorably volunteer my services to siphon any womans breast to produce said milk for free. What can I say? I just like to offer my help to those women who may need it. Im a giver.
In that case, will you excrete some milk from my grandmas ta tas?
Are you crazy?! Thats like 3/4ths of my material…lets not be too haste.
aj you were crying about fucking chickens….prude…and nump..call me in 40 years and we will talk
Funnebone said:
aj you were crying about fucking chickens….prude…and nump..call me in 40 years and we will talk
I just prefer goats, chickens are a bit peckish…ever heard the cry of a goat when you hit his perfect spot? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
i could use my economic stimulus check to buy some …that would help to keep something flowing anyway. i don’t think i would want to drink milk from some pretty young womans breast though..i prefer milk that comes from cows.
I dunno, I think I’ve seen several posts and vids concerning herpes and yeast infections around here…
lily18 said:
Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.
lily18 said:
Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
Have you ever tasted breast milk? Ok then, don’t knock it till you try it!
ZYBLMNL said:
i could use my economic stimulus check to buy some …that would help to keep something flowing anyway. i don’t think i would want to drink milk from some pretty young womans breast though..i prefer milk that comes from cows.
Um. Like you are?
NumpsiesSister said:
I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.
lily18 said:
Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
Me? Think like a nazi? You know, I AM German. So I guess I can slide on this one. But I need to ask, do you see me shoving my opinion down everyones throats? Do you see me telling people to stop talking about a subject because it’s gross or out of line? No. So lick me where I pee, and take your place in the Nazi party!
SouthernJewishPrincess said:
Um. Like you are?
NumpsiesSister said:
I’ve seen more than one post about you wanting more moderators in the forums. Stop thinking like a Nazi damn it. Just go with the flow and have fun like everyone else.
lily18 said:
Yes, we cannot discuss medical stuff without a moderator. I would volunteer but….
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
I was merely referring to this post. Personal medications and stuff. Don’t want FOD to get in trouble, JMHO.
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
Did you take YOUR medications today? I know I did :D
lily18 said:
I was merely referring to this post. Personal medications and stuff. Don’t want FOD to get in trouble, JMHO.
riffleraffle said:
Spasoff have you been taking your meds?
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