Am I too critical when it comes to women?

My old girlfriend was telling me about this food she liked; chicken keeve. I paused, thought for a moment and asked ” what the fuck did you just say” and she replied ” I fucking said I like this chicken keeve” Again I paused, looked down at her pubic area to determine if I really wanted to enter this confrontation and risk losing access, and then said ” it is chicken kiev, you idiot” Upon which she retorted ” what the fuck is a kiev”

Now first…she would have a point if there was such a thing as a ” keeve” and ( and only and) Kiev was not a city, but neither of these are true.

My question to you fine folks is: was I too critical to think someone should know how to say chicken Kiev by either; having heard of it before or knowing that Kiev is a city in Russia?

Short answer, yes. Long answer—-anyone who is non-vegan should know what Chicken Kiev is. My suggestion, get a copy of “Gastronomique” at the bookstore. It will be a good friend no matter what food questions may be tossed at you.

Ha ha! Kiev is in Ukraine. Being a gourmet and having a love for cooking, I would have blown my top at her mispronunciation.

Sorry, I just keep losing track of the EE name changes, and I sucked in geography anyway. But it is a dish that crosses borders. Like chickens.

NoelleD said:

Ha ha! Kiev is in Ukraine. Being a gourmet and having a love for cooking, I would have blown my top at her mispronunciation.

All those countries are “Russian” Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova….it is just a matter of time before they are all one big vodka drinking mafia again. Their relationship is similar to the Us in that we have Puerto Rico, Guam, St. Thomas and Delaware as ” territories” And being a pervert and having a love for vagina, I stayed calm and reserved

If they are all “Russian”, then how come my Ukranian friend gets pissed when I say their language is similar? I don’t think they like to be lumped together like that. Sorry to get way, way off the subject.

Funnebone said:

All those countries are “Russian” Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova….it is just a matter of time before they are all one big vodka drinking mafia again. Their relationship is similar to the Us in that we have Puerto Rico, Guam, St. Thomas and Delaware as ” territories” And being a pervert and having a love for vagina, I stayed calm and reserved

I think better to say, “Eastern European.” Ask Bulgarian TV. Anyway, I get so tired of listing all the borderlands, like “Russian/Carpathian/Hungarian/Polish” as in my ex-Husband.

It’s not too critical unless you’ve left her in a permanent vegetative state

We are all just one happy planet. Except for the peeps in the Middle East. They need to be sprayed with Xanax dust. And Delaware is a state, even though it takes less than 15 minutes to drive through on your way to NYC.

Funnebone said:

All those countries are “Russian” Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova….it is just a matter of time before they are all one big vodka drinking mafia again. Their relationship is similar to the Us in that we have Puerto Rico, Guam, St. Thomas and Delaware as ” territories” And being a pervert and having a love for vagina, I stayed calm and reserved

You can’t get mad about it until there is a chicken McKiev at McDonalds. Then it’s fair game

Well I moved on from that girl. I knew I had to walk away when she she told me a member of the space shuttle graduated from the local cosmetology school.

So we can now get mani/pedi’s in outer space? That just sooo cool, bro.

If it were me I would make fun of her, but try not to sound stuck up.

ajcoyote said:

If it were me I would make fun of her, but try not to sound stuck up.

ditto – a golden opportunity not to be wasted

Chicken Keeve tastes alot like Beef Strockenoff

ha emma

Emma said:

Chicken Keeve tastes alot like Beef Strockenoff

i once new a girl who was amazed at the size of this country she had never heard of, it was huge, bigger than the United States… “I can’t believe there is a country called Usser…” i looked at the map, and it was U.S.S.R.(yes i’m that old) i should have married that girl…