Dating Advice? Anyone?

This sounds like a great place to ask for dating advice. Any tips or tricks for finding Mr/Mrs Right?

There is a guy I love and there’s a guy who loves me. Unfortunately, they are not the same man. So I think it’s time to go to the drawing board and find someone new…

Well there ya go! You solved your own problem. What do you need us for?

I have found several avenues when looking for mates: Incest survivors groups: These people are often very open to new things, they don’t have a problem sharing and roleplaying is not that strange to them. Since you are Jewish you may want to hang around some Baptist churches, They love to try to convert people and bringing a Jew over to their side is like the cou de ta or however you say slam dunk in french. Meth clinics are also a bastion of emotion, passion and damned souls who need help. Remember it is always better to date down in the evolutionary ladder rather than always trying to prove yourself.

I meant dating advice in general, not specific just to me. Maybe this is not the best place for that. Maybe I’d be better off in a political forum.

NumpsiesSister said:

Well there ya go! You solved your own problem. What do you need us for?

Any kind of advice that you get from this site is going to be twisted.

Oh right a political forum…I see…you mean you want to get paid for your “dates” wink wink

Everyone needs to make money one way or another!

Funnebone said:

Oh right a political forum…I see…you mean you want to get paid for your “dates” wink wink

NumpsiesSister said:

Any kind of advice that you get from this site is going to be twisted.

EXACTLY!

But so far I’ve been a little disappointed. Where are the pervs when you need them?

Trust me, they’re out there. Waiting. For that perfect moment to strike. They’re tricky that way.

NumpsiesSister said:

Trust me, they’re out there. Waiting. For that perfect moment to strike. They’re tricky that way.

Or they’ve been sitting here all along watching the two of you interact, licking their lips, stroking their tighs, clenching their buttocks until….until,,,,OOOOOOOOH sweet creamy release…......

I’d imagine thats what they’re doing

Did she just question both my humor and my pervertedness?

SouthernJewishPrincess said:

NumpsiesSister said:

Any kind of advice that you get from this site is going to be twisted.

EXACTLY!

But so far I’ve been a little disappointed. Where are the pervs when you need them?

don’t date?

I can get you a hot date! Just send me your credit card details and make sure you have your web cam handy!

I believe she did!

Funnebone said:

Did she just question both my humor and my pervertedness?

SouthernJewishPrincess said:

NumpsiesSister said:

Any kind of advice that you get from this site is going to be twisted.

EXACTLY!

But so far I’ve been a little disappointed. Where are the pervs when you need them?

NumpsiesSister said:

Trust me, they’re out there. Waiting. For that perfect moment to strike. They’re tricky that way.

Garth Algar: Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

Have any cute Gentiles in uniform? Preferably holding a cheesecake.Cheesecake is a big plus.

Emma said:

I can get you a hot date! Just send me your credit card details and make sure you have your web cam handy!

The best way to make a man fall in love with you is anal sex. You can play hard to get, as long as you don’t play hard to get with your anus. Another way to get a man is to pay for the dates. Take HIM out to dinner, buy HIM a gift, pay off HIS student loans. One more little tip. After your done blowing him (swallow of course), clean his bathroom. And to make it extra special, don’t talk at all. It’s really a no-brainer. Men are looking to get as much as they can out of you. SO JUST GIVE IT TO THEM!

Never give flowers , candy, or presents to her while dating . If you do she will use it against you, if you ever forget a holiday..Cook for her, the worst meal she will ever have. Insuring you’ll never have to cook again..Messing up the laundry is really easy to do also. Thats some of the dating advice I gave my boys.