Bad Taste Slogans
Come up with slogans for terrible things. (diseases, famous assassinations, natural disasters…) For example
Bulimia: Twice the flavor, and no calories!
or
Hurricanes: Teaching black people to swim since 2005!
pretty much anything that will offend SOMEONE.
anddddddd GO
Mercedes—they’re not just for pimps and drug pushers anymore! MS—it really is “a mess” isn’t it? Hahahaha! The Cheescake Factiory—we support the American Heart Association!
Rohypnol – The Ugly guys best friend!
Jameson Irish Whiskey – Please drink responsibly…..and often
Marlboro – How dangerous we are only adds to how cool you are
posters across London a few years ago. A picture, close up, of a womans breasts (nothing else) and the strap line: weapons of mass distraction. And what was it advertisiing? A budget airline. Of course!
Guns!!! Because shooting at stuff always makes you feel better! And the cops in my ‘hood never show up anyway!
Perhaps the greatest and most enticing advertisement I have ever heard of. Thats why Europe is so awesome.
BeetNeek said:
posters across London a few years ago. A picture, close up, of a womans breasts (nothing else) and the strap line: weapons of mass distraction. And what was it advertisiing? A budget airline. Of course!
VOTE: Unless you live in Michigan or Florida, cause they cannot seem to add stuff.
Carvel: We’re what fun tastes like” it’s our actual slogan, but I’ve always thought it sounded a little perverted
Pappabigfoot said:
Teenage Pregnancy: Feels great to be cool
Teenage Pregancy: Go with the flow! Didn’t you like Juno?
Serial killers – helping to control the worlds population since…forever
vodka, it’s not just for breakfast anymore…
Baby Burgers! Baby Burgers hit the spot, six big ounces, that’s alot, with lettuce, onions, pickles too, Baby Burgers are a treat for you!
The North face clothing brand has a slogan “Never Stop Exploring,” you can find it inside most zippers on most pants and shorts.
Diet Caffeine-Free Soda: The best way to discover who is gay at work
Disposable Razors: You can always blame your red irritable rashes and bloody sores around your privates on us and your partner will believe you!
Life not going as well as you’d planned? Try suicide….you know you want to you f*cking loser
Benzodiazepines: Helping guys like me get layed since 2001.
Crack: Helping Hershey’s sell chocolate since the 1990’s.
Public Park: Pedophiles best friend.
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