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What are some things that happen to you by faith or just fell in your lap
But one time in particular. Me and a friend, wanted to get into this film called Destiny On The Radio. James Belushi played in it. Theirs a lot’s to tell, but I will be brief. I had a banana in my hands and was walking into the parking lot. I was in back of the Stardust Hotel and Casino at the time. As we were coming up from behind these two strangers One which was James Belushi and the other his friend. To my amazement! James belushi saw me with my Banana ,and he put his hands up in the air. IF I HAD A GUN IN MY HANDS[/b] He looks at me with a kind of baffled look. I look down at my hands and I just realized, I was pointing the banana at him like a gun. He stated: “anything you want, you can have”?. We said, “how about a part in your movie”. So he put us in as extras See how wonderful things can happen by accident but it wasn’t really an accident. are some things that happen to you by faith or just fell in your lap?[/b]
what he didn’t include is that James Belushi then sodomized him with the banana. He then said,”Here’s a taste of justice, according to Jim….hey, that sounds like a good name for a crappy sitcom!”
cptspaulding said:
That pretty awesome.
Thanks a lot Much Lov and Light Psychic medium spasoff
Heres another story which has been proof
riffleraffle said:I found this while doing research On experiences after death Dr. George Rodonaia holds an M.D. and a Ph.D. in neuropathology, and a Ph.D. in the psychology of religion. Most recently he delivered a keynote address to the United Nations on the “Emerging Global Spirituality.” Before immigrating to the United States from the Soviet Union in 1989, he worked as a research psychiatrist at the University of Moscow. Dr. Rodonaia underwent one of the most extended cases of a “clinical near death experience” ever recorded. Pronounced dead immediately after he was hit by a car in 1976, he was left for three days in a morgue. He did not “return to life” until a doctor began to make an incision in his abdomen as part of an autopsy. Another notable feature of Dr. Rodonaia’s near death experience – and this is common to many – is that he was radically transformed by it. Prior to his near death experience, he worked as a neuropathologist. He was also an avowed atheist. Yet after the experience, he devoted himself exclusively to studying the psychology of religion. He then became an ordained priest in the Eastern Orthodox Church. Today he serves as an associate pastor at the First united Methodist Church in Nederland, Texas. “The first thing I remember about my near death experience is that I discovered myself in a realm of total darkness. I had no physical pain; I was still somehow aware of my existence as George, and all about me there was darkness, utter and complete darkness – the greatest darkness ever, darker than any dark, blacker than any black. This was what surrounded me and pressed upon me. I was horrified! I wasn’t prepared for this at all. I was shocked to find that I still existed, but I didn’t know where I was. The one thought that kept rolling through my mind was, ‘How can I be when I’m not?’ That is what troubled me.
Uh, you’re insane.
Slowly, I got a grip on myself and began to think about what had happened, what was going on. But nothing refreshing or relaxing came to me. Why am I in this darkness? What am I to do? Then I remembered Descartes famous line: ‘I think, therefore, I am.’ And that took a huge burden off me, for it was then I knew for certain I was still alive, although obviously in a very different dimension. Then I thought, ‘If I am, why shouldn’t I be positive?’ That is what came to me. I am George and I’m in darkness, but I know I am. I am what I am. I must not be negative.
Then I thought, ‘How can I define what is positive in darkness?’ Well, positive is light. Then, suddenly, I was in light; bright, white, shinny and strong; a very bright light. It was like the flash of a camera, but not flickering – that bright. Constant brightness. At first I found the brilliance of the light painful. I couldn’t look directly at it. But little by little, I began to feel safe and warm, and everything suddenly seemed fine.
The next thing that happened was that I saw all these molecules flying around, atoms, protons, neutrons, just flying everywhere. On the one hand, it was totally chaotic, yet what brought me such great joy was that this chaos also had its own symmetry. This symmetry was beautiful and unified and whole, and it flooded me with tremendous joy. I saw the universal form of life and nature laid out before my eyes. It was at this point that any concern I had for my body just slipped away, because it was clear to me that I didn’t need it anymore—that it was actually a limitation.
Everything in this experience merged together, so it is difficult for me to put an exact sequence to events. Time as I had known it came to a halt; past, present and future were somehow fused together for me in the timeless unity of life.
At some point, I underwent what has been called the “life-review process,” for I saw my life from beginning to end all at once. I participated in the real life dramas of my life, almost like a holographic image of my life going on before me – no sense of past, present or future, just now and the reality of my life. It wasn’t as though it started with birth and ran along to my life at the University of Moscow. It all appeared at once. There I was. This was my life. I didn’t experience any sense of guilt or remorse for things I’d done. I didn’t feel one way or another about my failures, faults or achievements. All I felt was my life for what it is. And I was content with that. I accepted my life for what it is.
During this time, the light just radiated a sense of peace and joy to me. It was very positive. I was so happy to be in the light. And I understood what the light meant. I learned that all the physical rules for human life were nothing when compared to this universal reality. I also came to see that a black hole is only another part of that infinity which is light. I came to see that reality is everywhere. This is not simply the earthly life but the infinite life. Everything is not only connected together, everything is also one. So I felt a wholeness with the light, a sense that all is right with me and the universe.
So there I was, flooded with all these good things and this wonderful experience, when someone begins to cut into my stomach. Can you imagine? What had happened was that I was taken to the morgue. I was pronounced dead and left there for three days. An investigation into the cause of my death was set up, so they sent someone out to do an autopsy on me. As they began to cut into my stomach, I felt as though some great power took hold of my neck and pushed me down. And it was so powerful that I opened my eyes and had this huge sense of pain. My body was cold and I began to shiver. They immediately stopped the autopsy and took me to the hospital where I remained for the following nine months, most of which I spent under a respirator.
Slowly, I regained my health. But I would never be the same again, because all I wanted to do for the rest of my life was study wisdom. This new interest led me to attend the University of Georgia where I took my second Ph.D., in the psychology of religion. Then I became a priest in the Eastern Orthodox Church. Eventually, in 1989, we came to America and I am now working as an associate pastor at the First United Methodist Church in Nederland, Texas.
Anyone who has had such an experience of God, who has felt such a profound sense of connection with the reality, knows that there is only one truly significant work to do in life and that is love; to love nature, to love people, to love animals, to love creation itself, just because it is. To serve God’s creation with a warm and loving hand of generosity and compassion – that is the only meaningful existence.
Many people turn to those who have had near death experiences because they sense we have the answers. But I know this is not true, at least no entirely. None of us will fully fathom the great truths of life until we finally unite with eternity at death. But in the meantime, it is our very nature to seek answers to our deepest questions about the near death experience and immortality.
This is not about “What the Bleep” it is about “WTF”. Don’t screw with my humor therapy, OK? In answer to your question: nothing ever fell into my lap since my friend puked on me—got it?
aedansmom said:
James Belushi would love a great laugh like your story..
Heres another one of my stories Entitled ..Toilet Paper.. Many times in my life, I have been completely broke, no money. Not even enough to by toilet paper. I remember one fine night in Las Vegas, Nevada I use to live across the street from a hotel.infact I use to live in the down town area of the exciting Las Vegas. Late at night, I would generally go into hotel’s bathroom and fill my pockets up with enough toilet paper to bring home. One night in particular, I remember. I had filled my pocket’s up. But no toilet paper was showing. I was walking out of the hotel with bulging pockets filled with toilet paper. Than I realize, I was standing in front of the Las Vegas swat team with their guns pointed at me. “I got Busted”, with some hot toilet paper in my hands, I said to myself. I didn’t think that the Las Vegas police department would come down that hard on people who took toilet paper from the hotels. But to my surprise, they didn’t have their guns on me. I happen to come across a cross fire, between the crooks and police. Once I realize this I was very relieved that I didn’t get caught with the goods .Oh Boy was I so thankful!. Than I got down on the sides walk and crawled back to my apartment. True story Much Love and Light Psychic medium spasoff
I watched CSI last night (the original, and some say the best) and according to Grissom it’s all down to String Theory.
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