Hey everyone come up with your best porn name.

Original names only…

Phallics Trebeck

Urethra Franklin

Betty Boob

Ima Cravencox (Sorry that was just wrong :P)

Dirk Dicklicker… Wait, what?

Gay porn…Cory Feltmen?

I always thought Tony Hawk sounded link a pornstar name

If you do the classic first pets name & mothers maiden name thing I come out as Tiny Lawless….it sounds more like an unruly midget cowboy than a porn star….If I were making one up it’d be Spunky Brewster or staying true to my irishness(!) Sixty O’Nine

Middle name + first street you lived on = Clayton 7th Street

My boss’s name using the pet & maiden name is Moose Dick-Peterson

Middle Name & stree name for me rocks up with Pio Masterson!!!

Bea Vertown

Hugh Jasslover

Iva Bigwang. (LoL)

Amanda Love

Hmm…I’d have to be in a porno about ancient greece. My name? Lord Testacles (pronounced Testacleeze)

How about Dick fitzwell…lmao!

Hugh Jackman

Sir Fucks A Lot

alanis moorestick

Rocky Balboner

Warren Piece

Mr. Teats.

Bruce Fill Us

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Cock Hard 3

jesus christ- make sense doesnt? they always yell that out, it would be funny to hear somone answer back.

Sushi Harrison

that’s awesome, i want to see that

theactorseries said:

Bruce Fill Us

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Cock Hard 3

I will rent you my copy. Standard fees apply.

tarafara said:

that’s awesome, i want to see that

theactorseries said:

Bruce Fill Us

In

Cock Hard 3

omg..i don’t even know what standard fees are any more….

theactorseries said:

I will rent you my copy. Standard fees apply.

tarafara said:

that’s awesome, i want to see that

theactorseries said:

Bruce Fill Us

In

Cock Hard 3

Tiger Kennedy Dyer

that is 1st pet 1st street and ma’s maiden name