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Let's start an FOD Digg Army
apparently there’s this thing called the “Digg Effect” and if used properly it can help get a lot of views on your video.
we’ll need at least 20-30 people to do this, the more the better. it will have to be a thing where everyone in the army Digg’s each others videos once they are uploaded.
Yes you can wear cammo and carry a gun. House Rules. I’m signed up and Diggin.
This is my shovel. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My shovel without me is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must digg with my shovel true. I must digg straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must digg him before he diggs me. I will… My shovel and myself know that what counts in war is not the things we digg, the noise of our spades, nor the dust we make. We know it is the diggs that count. We will digg… My shovel is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its handle, and its grip. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my shovel clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will… Before God I swear this creed. My shovel and myself are the defenders of my website. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. START DIGGING!
Pretty fucking sweet, dude!
Ryan George said:
This is my shovel. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My shovel without me is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must digg with my shovel true. I must digg straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must digg him before he diggs me. I will… My shovel and myself know that what counts in war is not the things we digg, the noise of our spades, nor the dust we make. We know it is the diggs that count. We will digg… My shovel is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its handle, and its grip. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my shovel clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will… Before God I swear this creed. My shovel and myself are the defenders of my website. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. START DIGGING!
ok I have digged, or dugged, or is it just dug, or whatever the fuck…I have an account. What is the next step in this seemingly silly idea
Funnebone said:
ok I have digged, or dugged, or is it just dug, or whatever the fuck…I have an account. What is the next step in this seemingly silly idea
Basically we need to have an official list of people that are down for this… Then everyone diggs each others videos. Depending on how many people are into this, that’s about 20-30 diggs on each of our videos, which would get a lot of traffic on this site and on our vids through digg.com.
Smart Man…. you are now my offense strategist
Ryan George said:
Funnebone said:
ok I have digged, or dugged, or is it just dug, or whatever the fuck…I have an account. What is the next step in this seemingly silly idea
Basically we need to have an official list of people that are down for this… Then everyone diggs each others videos. Depending on how many people are into this, that’s about 20-30 diggs on each of our videos, which would get a lot of traffic on this site and on our vids through digg.com.
What the fuck, I don’t get a title?...I came up with the wristbands earlier and I don’t even get to be secretary of fucking armwear…
I don;t have videos, but I do have an entertaining hub page, may I add that to the exploitation brigade?
Ok i give you title of good ideamaker
Funnebone said:
What the fuck, I don’t get a title?...I came up with the wristbands earlier and I don’t even get to be secretary of fucking armwear…
I don;t have videos, but I do have an entertaining hub page, may I add that to the exploitation brigade?
Can You Digg It Sucka?! Ok enough crappy wrestler references, I’ll Digg with you guys.
Funnebone said:
Good ideamaker? that is like me a tree in the class play….
What if he rephrases it into something that sounds cooler.. Like.. Official Concept Consultant
pressures on now, don’t mess it up
Ryan George said:
Funnebone said:
Good ideamaker? that is like me a tree in the class play….
What if he rephrases it into something that sounds cooler.. Like.. Official Concept Consultant
Now that I like that will get me laid, good ideamaker will get me a construction paper happyface. We are losing momentum here…its like buying a girl drinks at 8 o’clock.
ya, but if your the last one she sees before she’s wasted your chances for getting laid go up
Funnebone said:
Now that I like that will get me laid, good ideamaker will get me a construction paper happyface. We are losing momentum here…its like buying a girl drinks at 8 o’clock.
i’m a very active digg user so let me help out with this. first of all, everyone should understand how digg works: someone submits a link to a news story/video/image and if enough people “digg” it and comment, it shows up on the front page of digg.com where it gets viewed by TONS of people. a lot of videos become instant immortals thanks to being on digg.
if you want to help out, the best thing to do is to register an account at digg.com and be sure to upload a profile picture so you don’t just look like some random.
also, using digg JUST to digg funny or die videos is a bad idea for two reasons- 1: it’s against digg terms of service and could get you banned and 2: the more diverse your account is in terms of things you digg, the more your digg will “weigh” when you digg funny or die stuff.
from there, everytime you’re watching a video and you notice the little “digg this” button to the right of the screen, click it and digg it. leave a comment but be sure it’s something that adds to a discussion on digg and isn’t something annoying and spammy like “sweet!” once again, be sure to comment on other things.
digg is a great community and site and i dont want to see some sort of shabby attempt at infiltration, but funny or die is clearly trying to integrate their content with digg and i think we should, as a community here, embrace that. if anyone has any more questions about how digg works/how they can help, please ask and i’ll do my best to answer in this thread. thread starter should put basic instructions at the top as well as some kind of explanation of what digg is and why this would be something cool to help out fellow members/the site as a whole.
the first assignment for the digg army…digg this video that’s in the main player right now: http://digg.com/comedy/Acting_with_James_Franco_Episode_2_Green_Screen
leave a comment, but nothing spammy! try to add to the conversation and be sure to comment in other submissions/digg other things as well.
carl is the best at this, so listen up!
and thank you all for wanting to even start a digg army. that is awesome.
wow, this is going to be tricky… but WE CAN DO IT!
PnutFilms said:
for this to work properly all the diggs have to be done within the same hour. so we need a list of people, then we would have to set up specific times to do this. the diggs can’t be scattered throughout the day because i don’t think that would get the video on the front page of digg.com.
Okay, I (pnutfilms/mike newman) have this profile I just created. Please join it everybody and once we get enough people, we’ll get the ball rolling.
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