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The next step for porn?
1950’s: Playboy becomes mainstream. Big bushes, classy shots, real boobs, porn so swet halmark could sell it 1960’s : raunch is introduced. Stag films and sears underwear ads torment the youth 1970’s: Hustler turns what was once an artful appreciation of the womans body into pure exploitation by foregoing visual distractions such as hats, pubic hair and sunglasses. 1980’s: The VCR makes porn more mainstream and personable since you don’t have to view it in adult bookstores that require handing quarts seemingly dipped in egg yolk. 1990’s: Internet search engines provide a way to search for specific subjects: woman , sex, asian, oral 2000’s: Google refines the search engine allowing users to search for even more specific topics: beastiality, korean, amputee, men in panites. So my question is…what is the next step? Plain ole intercourse seems to be archaic now having been replaced by scat, atm, milf and many other unheard of fetishes. And thanks to the new breed of sites, much of it is free. In a world where life imitates art now, what direction can porn be headed?
Personalized Results 1 – 10 of about 469,000 for brazilian fart.
tara your dreams have been answered….469,000 times..
Carl craigslist has provided me with many-a-idea when viewing the casual encounter section….although I don’t know if urinating on each other can really be considered casual, it sure sounds like a bonding experience.
tarafara said:
does google have brazilian fart porn?
it…it was a ghost! did you see it? it slimed me…
we can’t use up all of the internet…...only masturbate to internet porn twice a day.
CarlSpackler said:
tarafara said:
does google have brazilian fart porn?
it…it was a ghost! did you see it? it slimed me…
Twice a day? I hit that mark before the first commercial on The View!
i can’t beleive you watch the view, is that code for watching my neighbor get undressed from the view out my window
Funnebone said:
Twice a day? I hit that mark before the first commercial on The View!
no, but the code for watching you get undressed from the neighbors house is ” I am feeding the hamster” and btw, can you maybe bump up to a 90w bulb?
I think Penthouse showed the 1st pubes and how about the Penthouse forum?...I’m sure the forum is still the feminists all time favorite sex advise column especially the enema, hairy armpit and amputee letters to the editor. Movies showing peep shows from the 60’s,70’s, 80’s were always good for laughs. Times have changed…just like the neighborhood bar.
People will put on their clothing, stop playing dumb music and go home. To their regular home, I mean.
why, are you having a hard time seeing my third nipple?
Funnebone said:
no, but the code for watching you get undressed from the neighbors house is ” I am feeding the hamster” and btw, can you maybe bump up to a 90w bulb?
whewwwwwww is that what that is? I was going to recommend labiaplasty but now I think a breastlift will do just fine.
I’m sure that’s already out too! You know the female porn stars aren’t going to like that. They have to work harder to hide their imperfections ;)
Erica Johnson said:
The next step would be HD porn. Or is that already out?
The only imperfection you have is being so far away from me. Besides, there is something sexy about a hairy labia mole that resembles Brazil
Eww, lol.
Funnebone said:
The only imperfection you have is being so far away from me. Besides, there is something sexy about a hairy labia mole that resembles Brazil
I bet there will be a video game, if its not already done, where you can be a porn star and you have graphic explicit sex with random people. Kinda like a Grand Theft Auto feel but instead of shooting people you bone them with nothing censored. You still have to avoid the cops and everything for public indecency or something but I bet a lot of people would play it.
Yeah..if i could somehow get Zelda to do a dragon, I’d never leave the motel.
the sims have that if you have the cheat codes.
Pappabigfoot said:
I bet there will be a video game, if its not already done, where you can be a porn star and you have graphic explicit sex with random people. Kinda like a Grand Theft Auto feel but instead of shooting people you bone them with nothing censored. You still have to avoid the cops and everything for public indecency or something but I bet a lot of people would play it.
My buddy played the sims and was constantly having sex with the “love interest” character and they had a baby, thats great for the youth of a nation to be playing.
I used to get off on coleco football and an olivia newton john album cover…i cant imagine what i’d do with one of these games.
cptspaulding said:
My buddy played the sims and was constantly having sex with the “love interest” character and they had a baby, thats great for the youth of a nation to be playing.
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