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(Flint—Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a “wrinkly white hair guy.” And now it appears that John McCain is ready to bare it all to show he’s far from wrinkled in body or mind. While touring a smelting plant in the rust belt, McCain was wearing a yellow construction hat. The presumptive Republican President...

(Los Angeles—CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star’s estate through 2008, a statement by Spears’ father has called the court’s judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote in a blog post on Britney Spears’ web site, “Britney asked me if she could harvest her eggs and auction them on eBay with all of the proceeds going to Darfur relief. Fans, our girl is getting better!”...

(Knoxville—TN) Republican Presidential nominee John McCain made what some think is his most telling statement to capture the young vote. It regarded the star of Disney’s mega-popular “Hannah Montana” TV franchise, Miley Cyrus, particularly her new CD, “Breakout.” McCain was speaking on Afghanistan at a recent town hall meeting in Tennessee. "It’s time for a little straight talk, and by that I don’t mean any slight to my gay constituents. It's a...

(Washington, D.C.) “The night is always darkest before the dawn.” So begins Harvey Dent’s observation on Gotham City’s crime spree in “The Dark Knight”. And it’s the same beginning for a press release posted today on JohnMCain.com. But it ends, “And that’s when it’s time for a little straight talk and lots of hot lead.” The press release is “pre-announcing” a thirty-second campaign ad to begin running next month. It...

(Washingtion, D.C.) It was a blog entry on JohnMcCain.com that could have been easily overlooked in the wake of the comments made earlier this week in “The Washington Post” by top adviser to McCain, Phil Gramm, no relation to the concert promoter, that America has become “a nation of whiners.” But it wasn’t by Amoelogger, a poster on the web site Digg.com. And because of that, the McCain blog about waiting on line at New York City’s Apple store to get the n...

(Chicago—Illinois) In an attempt to prove that she is not vying for the position of God or Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey denied rumors that her African schools are just ways to make her “slightest whim reality.” In a related note, Oprah African school students dropped a petition to rename the country of Chad “Steadman.” (Washington, D.C.) To prove he’s “got it with the youngsters,” the McCain campaign today announced that the “Obama Girl&rdqu...