I take myself very seriously. What do women find most attractive about me, you ask? ...for starters, I've been told I look like a younger, more ethnic Santa Claus. I studied the culinary arts at Harvard University (ever heard of it?) before transitioning to my current position as Executive Director of NASA. It's an incredibly challenging yet intensely rewarding profession. After I retire from the National Alliance for Studdering Asians, I plan to travel the world in pursuit of my true passion, racism. More specifially, the advancement of racism. Did I mention that I am me?