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I am six feet tall, 174 pounds, made of sticks of dynamite and I am ready to blow. Your mind, however will not register such intricacies until you have fully viewed wich yo eyes what my minions have presented for you. Cynics alike may tear apart these gifts that will soon be accumulated on...
more >I am six feet tall, 174 pounds, made of sticks of dynamite and I am ready to blow. Your mind, however will not register such intricacies until you have fully viewed wich yo eyes what my minions have presented for you. Cynics alike may tear apart these gifts that will soon be accumulated on this very website, and to them, I give thanks. Their subtle degradations only give fuel to the fire blazing inside me.
On a lighter note, Stephen and I hope that you enjoy our work and thank FunnyorDie.com for presenting us with the opportunity to showcase our talents.
We, Flabbergasm, cannot be held accountable for any flabbers becoming gasted, vice versa, or ditto.
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